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Offline TheVirtu

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on: December 31, 2002, 08:11:48 pm


A New Years Advertisement from THE SHARPIEST PICTURE ('Cause we're better than the Sharper Image)

(Kinda stupid I know, but I got the idea from an article from Blockbuster in  a magazine)

Now we're going to show it on every late night station and annoy j00! Muhahah
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Reply #1 on: December 31, 2002, 08:52:39 pm
I'm going to assume you meant "sharpest" and not "sharpiest."
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Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #2 on: December 31, 2002, 09:58:02 pm
Actually Sharpiest because I'm making fun of the Sharper Image.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #3 on: December 31, 2002, 09:59:26 pm
...

That just didn't make sense at all. And the joke's kinda an old one.


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Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #4 on: December 31, 2002, 10:01:55 pm
No...no! Stay away! Like I said to others before, I have the graphic skills of a dyslexic monkey.
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #5 on: January 01, 2003, 01:33:35 am
I just have to say this... Darkspace sucks :p :ha:

note: go read an article on 'professional selection' in PSP 'cause your pasted in pics are not very cleanly cut
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Reply #6 on: January 01, 2003, 01:38:41 am
mountain dew?

try rum and coke
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #7 on: January 01, 2003, 02:37:29 am
How can darkspace suck with suck a cool looking cover? :p ;) :p
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #8 on: January 01, 2003, 03:07:25 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
How can darkspace suck with suck a cool looking cover? :p ;) :p


I've seen better :p :ha:
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Reply #9 on: January 01, 2003, 04:21:54 am
deleete darkspace that game SUX!


sorry DA ;)
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #10 on: January 01, 2003, 04:23:03 am
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Originally posted by Ashrak
deleete darkage that game SUX!


I hope you won't be deleting darkage, he's a cool Hollander :p ;) (you should edit that before darkage comes along :lol: )
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Offline ZylonBane

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Reply #11 on: January 01, 2003, 10:55:23 am
I'm certain I've seen a "gamer's toilet" picture somewhere before, but I can't track down the link.

TheVirtu, are you sure English is your native language? "Kill scores", "bathroom brakes", "caffinated", "dont"... :doubt:
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Offline Redfang

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Reply #12 on: January 01, 2003, 11:17:46 am
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
TheVirtu, are you sure English is your native language? "Kill scores", "bathroom brakes", "caffinated", "dont"... :doubt:
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Offline TheVirtu

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Reply #13 on: January 01, 2003, 03:35:01 pm
I dont know what the hell I was on when I typed it...was trying to make the sentence flow and couldnt think of any other words.

In other words I had a one hour mind blackout where I didnt remember anything I did today. More at 6.
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #14 on: January 01, 2003, 05:26:04 pm
Crappy pasting aside, the concept is pretty amusing.

I give it a 2 1/2 out of 5 for effort. :)

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Offline IceFire

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Reply #15 on: January 01, 2003, 06:09:48 pm
Ok....take a blur tool...make it about 4 pixels in size and blur the edges around those things ever so slightly.  The edges look like crap right now :)

Otherwise, a cool mockery.  But trust me, mockery does not work if it doesn't look right :D
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Reply #16 on: January 01, 2003, 06:15:36 pm
Um....... where's the [l]beef[/l] humor?
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Reply #17 on: January 01, 2003, 06:59:03 pm
thats...odd...
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Reply #18 on: January 04, 2003, 06:33:37 pm
How can you guys say DarkSpace sucks? You probably haven't even played the game ur whole life, much less subscribe so you can get the good ships. =|

I think its an awesome game =]  I'm an Admiral at the moment tho, so heh
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #19 on: January 04, 2003, 06:41:11 pm
I told you guys! Look at the cover! :p
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