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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
Yesterday a guy at church offered me a leather jacket free.  Apparently his father has given him several over tha past few years, and he doesn't exactly need them all.  So he asked me if I wanted one.  Being of a philosophical bent, I contemplated the offer for a good fifth of a second before giving a resounding yes.  He's bringing it next Sunday.  :D


Leather is awesome.


too bad I'm too poor to get a jacket. :sigh:
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Originally posted by Shrike

Well, it's been years since we last had bears in our backyard.
That's cool.  I want bears on my back porch now.
*Looks at dorm room.*
*Realises he has no porch.*
*Realises there are no black bears living on the UBC campus.*
:(
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Offline Knight Templar

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The closest thing I get to bears is every damn cat in the neighborhood defecating on my lawn/dad's truck/garage/porch/sidewalk.
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Offline Sesquipedalian

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Oh, that's lovely, KT.  I'm so glad you shared that. :ick:

*Goes back to thinking about how cool bears are.*

*Suddenly starts thinking about how, unlike the rest of the poor schmucks in this dorm, he doesn't have to go to a single class for another week yet.  Laughs Nelson-like laugh.*
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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
Oh, that's lovely, KT.  I'm so glad you shared that. :ick:



Especially when you have to clean it up! :doubt:
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Offline Black Wolf

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There's bears on my back porch!
We haven't had very many interesting animals on our back porch, sheep, some big weird waterbirds, racehorse goannas, snakes and other little reptiles, but never anything really big :(.

Not that we have any really big and/or dangerous animals in Australia...
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Offline Knight Templar

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Originally posted by Black Wolf
Not that we have any really big and/or dangerous animals in Australia...


Ah, but you are forgeting the Kangaroos and dingos, no? ;)

And your continent gets Taz (although I don't think he's on Australia, is he?)
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Offline Nico

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There's bears on my back porch!
and crocodiles? and yeah, Taz is dangerous! Waptptazzzzzzz!
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Heh, you sounded quite a bit distressed on that first post of yours, Shrike.

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Offline vyper

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There's bears on my back porch!
So Shrike has survived a Bear encounter and revealed he has no pants. :nervous: Disturbing.

Well, all I get here are foxes, Deer, rabbits... :)
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Offline Warlock

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So Shrike has survived a Bear encounter and revealed he has no pants. :nervous: Disturbing.

 


I've heard far worse stories from our mighty Admin Shrike thou,......far far worse.

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Offline Carl

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round here we get lots and lots of dear. usually whole families in our back yard. our vegetable garden never survives.
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Offline CP5670

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Lots of deer around here too; I think I am in the same general area as Carl. And of course lots of spiders. :D

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Actually, I don't have any.  


I have exactly two sets of clothes, which I have been alternating between for the last ten months or so. :D

 

Offline Gortef

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At least your room isn't filled with mosquitoes.


Or Smurfs... luckily it was only in my friends nightmare :p

I hope those bears don't cause any more trrouble... allthough it could be fun to watch what they come up with :D
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Got the occasional deer....very rare fox, lots and lots and lots of black and grey squirrels, chipmunks, racoons check out the composter on a bi-nightly basis......but no bears!!  Good god!
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Offline Stunaep

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There's bears on my back porch!
moo.

we've got a cow at school. She teaches biology.
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Offline Unknown Target

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I used to have a dog that roamed around the campus, earning three nicknames: Cow dog, because it had tites as big as it's mouth, Vampire dog, because it had two large bottom molars sticking out the front of it's mouth, and Demon dog, because the two above.

I also had one day, an entire swarm appeared around the porch of my condo. The next day, they were gone. It turns out that they had made a home INSIDE the porch. Now, I don't mean under, as I was over three stories up, no, I mean IN. So, I had an entire bee swarm inside my porch on the top floor, and an entire bee swarm inside my roof on the bottom floor (the porch doubled as a roof). So, me and my friend decided to go outside armed with soap ballons and a hose and soap. We sprayed them for about 2 hours, killing hundreds of them. I went down with my friend to check on them, but they had the last laugh. One of them got me on the foot, and I was yelling:
"GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" so loud that they could hear me those three stories up.
We tried to later plug all the holes with that expanding foam-in-a-can stuff, but it didn't work, and I forgot what happened to them.

 
There's bears on my back porch!
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Originally posted by Stunaep

we've got a cow at school. She teaches biology.


Wow, so do we, except ours is irish and has a beard...   Which is concerning, its not a 'he'.  :shaking:
Maybee that makes it a goat.

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Offline Thorn

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Hmm.  Well, there you go.  I didn't think they be living in town.  But then again, Port Moody isn't quite the same as the intersection of Broadway and Commercial.

At least you arent stuck way the hell out in Langley....

 

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oh God these people are nutz0id

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