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Offline Sandwich

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on: January 08, 2003, 09:23:09 pm
Sorry 'bout the lame title, but my brain's dead. Anyway, I was riding with my family in the car today. My brother, Jed, had been the only one talking for a while...


Mom: Jed, you're the only person talking...

Jed: Of course I am! If anyone else started to talk, they'd be interrupting!

Mike (me): I see your plans for World Domination are in motion.


Meh, that's paraphrased, but I can't remember exactly how it went. Oh well, it was funny at the time. Good night.

EDIT: I realize this may not be all that obvious to some (:rolleyes: ), but the purpose of this thread was to share a funny anecdote with y'all. Blah. Too tired - must sleeep....
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #1 on: January 08, 2003, 09:24:54 pm
okay... :wtf:
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #2 on: January 08, 2003, 09:25:22 pm
heheh and how!

Hey anyone here ever read "the hot zone" ?
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Reply #3 on: January 08, 2003, 09:26:34 pm
yes I read that a few years ago, but what does it have to do with this thread? :wtf:
 

Offline Alikchi

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Reply #4 on: January 08, 2003, 09:41:22 pm
what does this thread have to do with anything except itself? :p

who here thinks pepsi is 100% pure, concentrated satan-juice?
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Reply #5 on: January 08, 2003, 09:44:51 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
yes I read that a few years ago, but what does it have to do with this thread? :wtf:


It's all relative.. you see, Sandwich spoke of his bro who is taking over the world.. well I think those monkeys were trying to too, and thats why they were infected.

And pepsi is ****
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Reply #6 on: January 08, 2003, 09:46:17 pm
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who here thinks pepsi is 100% pure, concentrated satan-juice?

Not me, but I like guaraná better anyway.
 

Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #7 on: January 08, 2003, 10:14:01 pm
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okay... :wtf:



That summed it up very nicely
 

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Re: *belch*
Reply #8 on: January 09, 2003, 12:08:37 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich
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:lol: I get it!  (Maybe because I'm also half-asleep...)

I think the funniest part, though, is the post itself.  Plus the fact that Jed sounds like someone from Texas, not Israel! :lol:
 

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Reply #9 on: January 09, 2003, 12:12:02 am
Needs more funny!
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Reply #10 on: January 09, 2003, 04:51:43 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich
Sorry 'bout the lame title, but my brain's dead. Anyway, I was riding with my family in the car today. My brother, Jed, had been the only one talking for a while...


Mom: Jed, you're the only person talking...

Jed: Of course I am! If anyone else started to talk, they'd be interrupting!

Mike (me): I see your plans for World Domination are in motion.


Meh, that's paraphrased, but I can't remember exactly how it went. Oh well, it was funny at the time. Good night.

EDIT: I realize this may not be all that obvious to some (:rolleyes: ), but the purpose of this thread was to share a funny anecdote with y'all. Blah. Too tired - must sleeep....


:D

I only think this is funny because I've talked to Jed, and it fits the account. ;)
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Reply #11 on: January 09, 2003, 05:33:26 am
Pfft. World domination. Newbies. I bet he doesn't even know of The Plan™.
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Reply #12 on: January 09, 2003, 06:20:40 am
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Pfft. World domination. Newbies. I bet he doesn't even know of The Plan™.



Hehehe - I was thinking of you as I said that, you know. :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #13 on: January 09, 2003, 06:40:13 am
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Originally posted by Goober5000


:lol: I get it!  (Maybe because I'm also half-asleep...)

I think the funniest part, though, is the post itself.  Plus the fact that Jed sounds like someone from Texas, not Israel! :lol:



I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back!

yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up.

and thanks steak that was really nice of you *im coming for you*
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Reply #14 on: January 09, 2003, 06:42:13 am
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I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back!

yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up.

and thanks steak that was really nice of you *im coming for you*


Oh, gawd.... :rolleyes: Roll out the welcome paraphinelia, guys... :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #15 on: January 09, 2003, 06:42:39 am
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Hehehe - I was thinking of you as I said that, you know. :p


Now I have to figure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. :D
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Reply #16 on: January 09, 2003, 06:43:41 am
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yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up.


Great, now we have two admin's brothers around here... :p
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Reply #17 on: January 09, 2003, 06:46:01 am
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I DO NOT!!! *slap* take it all back!

yeah hey guys :D.... im the brother who dosnt shut up.

and thanks steak that was really nice of you *im coming for you*


Nice selection of smilies. :lol:
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Reply #18 on: January 09, 2003, 06:46:13 am
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Great, now we have two admin's brothers around here... :p


Two? :confused:
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Reply #19 on: January 09, 2003, 07:00:08 am
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Nice selection of smilies. :lol:


thank you. I copyed them myself
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