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Offline Shrike

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Unusual virus going around
on: January 13, 2003, 11:59:08 am
Does this affect you?  Be warned, it's highly contagious.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #1 on: January 13, 2003, 12:04:02 pm
it's not even funny :doubt:
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Offline heretic

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Reply #2 on: January 13, 2003, 12:22:29 pm
wherez teh funnie?
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #3 on: January 13, 2003, 12:32:52 pm
it's crazy :)
 

Offline IceFire

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Reply #4 on: January 13, 2003, 04:26:37 pm
Hehe....on a site which has headlines like "Clinton to take Notre Dame Post"...HA! :D
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #5 on: January 13, 2003, 04:28:24 pm
Nozzle rubbers?!  ROFL!
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Offline Whitelight

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Reply #6 on: January 13, 2003, 09:59:47 pm
If it pulls to the right, i`d say put some air in the tire, or have the alinement checked.. :nod:

White steam from tailpipe, must be 86 octane gasoline :p  

lights flicker when brake is pushed, have the brake light switch ajusted or don`t feather the brakepedal :nervous:

lol  that about covers it :lol: :lol:
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #7 on: January 13, 2003, 10:12:28 pm
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Originally posted by heretic
wherez teh funnie?
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Offline Nobilis Draco

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Reply #8 on: January 13, 2003, 11:07:53 pm
:wtf: *Sigh* I hate hippies...
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Offline Whitelight

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Reply #9 on: January 14, 2003, 10:16:31 pm
This is another attempted HOAX to steer the public that rely on the internet for imformation to believe that gasoline can carry a virus, that is not true in the least so don`t believe it, or feel bad if you fell for it, not to poke fun at anyone or anything in my last post, it is a common mistake to make, if you know little about cars...

And on a side note, if the cars computer is making it run funny, it`s because one of two things,

(1) eather one of the sensors that relays data to the computer is faulty

(2) a vacuum leak can cause the computer to recieve invalid data from the sensors....

(Edit)  if that webpage is just a joke, then my bad...
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Offline Shrike

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Reply #10 on: January 14, 2003, 10:27:55 pm
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\(Edit)  if that webpage is just a joke, then my bad...
:lol:
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #11 on: January 14, 2003, 11:09:05 pm
How this thread survived to the eleventh post, I don't know. It's an abomination against nature. Its every moment of existence is painful. End its misery, someone.



Just do it. When I call for a thread to die, it means something.
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Offline Styxx

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Reply #12 on: January 15, 2003, 05:38:57 am
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Just do it. When I call for a thread to die, it means something.


Yes. It means that we shouldn't close it. :D
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #13 on: January 15, 2003, 11:52:51 am
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Originally posted by Whitelight
If it pulls to the right, i`d say put some air in the tire, or have the alinement checked.. :nod:

White steam from tailpipe, must be 86 octane gasoline :p  

lights flicker when brake is pushed, have the brake light switch ajusted or don`t feather the brakepedal :nervous:

lol  that about covers it :lol: :lol:


actually it was so cool, when my cadillac got wrecked, like two and a half years ago, the tires were all perfect, but the left side of the car, between the drivers and passengers door was like bent in about 1 and a half - 2 feet... it pulled to the left like you have NO IDEA! :D
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #14 on: January 15, 2003, 03:23:42 pm
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Originally posted by StrykeIX
How this thread survived to the eleventh post, I don't know. It's an abomination against nature. Its every moment of existence is painful. End its misery, someone.



Just do it. When I call for a thread to die, it means something.


Yeah, its means you're a killjoy. :D
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #15 on: January 15, 2003, 04:26:19 pm
butr there was no joy to kill..
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #16 on: January 15, 2003, 06:10:47 pm
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Does this affect you?  Be warned, it's highly contagious.


Hmm, cool I never knew stupidity was contagious ;)
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #17 on: January 15, 2003, 06:12:44 pm
Actually it's very contagious . I actually recommend against leaving your designated stupid secure area unless you are already one of them :nervous:
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #18 on: January 15, 2003, 06:17:02 pm
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Actually it's very contagious . I actually recommend against leaving your designated stupid secure area unless you are already one of them :nervous:


Ah, I think I developed an anti-body then.
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Offline Whitelight

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Reply #19 on: January 15, 2003, 08:44:40 pm
:lol: :lol:
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