
Welcome to the Hard Light Productions forums. Flamethrowers are under the seats, but these are for personal use only. The Plasma rifles in the forward locker are released only under authorization of an Admin. [V] God, and/or hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue. Exits are to the rear and left, but they're locked anyway. Once you arrive, you never leave.
Please note the prescence of several Shivans prowling the forums. Also note that your flamethrowers will be useless against them. Your best bet is to simply back away slowly, offering it a sandwich. If it's Carl, you should be OK. If not, well, at least it'll be a quick death.
Enjoy your stay.
(That's the new welcome, right?)