[Fetty]

in the white house

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No, I do not want coffee.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Thorn]

Heh...
I'm so damn tired... that confused me the first 4 times....

[JR2000Z]

That was like 25 lines of nothing.

[J3Vr6]

C'mon, that was pretty funny.  Fetty, did you do that yourself or pull it from anywhere?

The sad thing is, it may have actually happened.  I like the way the press always says that Bush likes to think in "simple terms."

But I like Bush, and I don't think he's doing that bad of a job.  Sure, the entire world thinks he's jumping the gun on Iraq, but the guy's got determination! (ducks out before anyone can hurt him).

[01010]

I preferred it when Abbot & Costello did it.

[Nico]

Originally posted by J3Vr6
But I like Bush, and I don't think he's doing that bad of a job.  Sure, the entire world thinks he's jumping the gun on Iraq, but the guy's got determination! (ducks out before anyone can hurt him).

lol, yeah:
3 months ago: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
2 months ago: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
1 months ago: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!
yesterday: we don't care if the others don't agree, we go if we want!

do  see a trend there?

[aldo_14]

Morning at No.10 Downing Street.  The phone rings......

Blair:  Hello
Bush:  Hi Tony.  I need to know, can I count on your support over Iraq?
Blair:  Can you count?

[Stryke 9]

Wow, these are pretty rank. At least I haven't heard aldo's 20 times already.

You think maybe Bush is so lame that attempts at mockery fail to even add up to the real thing?

[Knight Templar]

*points to sig*

Nuff' Said.

[Stryke 9]

Nucular.

[Fetty]

@J3Vr6 : got that from a forum

[Levyathan]

Well, I did laugh while reading that - a lot, actually.