[beatspete]

Thankfully i have an unconditional offer from the uni course i want to do next year, so i'm sorted, even if i fail all 3 subjects this year.

[an0n]

*sits and cries*

I hate Biology. It's not like Physics or Chemistry where you can bluff that you know what the **** you're talking about.

[vyper]

Originally posted by beatspete
Thankfully i have an unconditional offer from the uni course i want to do next year, so i'm sorted, even if i fail all 3 subjects this year.

lol, what uni?

an0n, we all **** up sometime, might as well be on something like bio!

[Knight Templar]

Actually, you'd be suprised how much you can bluff with the right teacher.

I was shocked when I got my final back with a B on it and the words "Nice commentary!". especially after I wrote different onamonopeias (sp?) over across my paper and ended my summary of atp with "...which allows my hands to carry out my evil bidding."

[Knight Templar]

[beatspete]

Originally posted by vyper

lol, what uni?
 

Glasgow - Aerospace Engineering.

...I've seen a ray of light, i think, maybee just a strange light patch behind the clouds, but atleast my maths problem is making some progress.

[an0n]

You're a very strange little man, KT.

[vyper]

Originally posted by beatspete


Glasgow - Aerospace Engineering.

...I've seen a ray of light, i think, maybee just a strange light patch behind the clouds, but atleast my maths problem is making some progress.

Nice, but thats not a ray of light, its a reflection off the massive swirls of snow falling on the central lowlands!

[an0n]

Firstly: There's like three inches of snow outside.
Secondly: The acting in Cruel Intentions 2 sucks ass, but the woman are soooo ****ing hot.
Thirdly: ARGH! I can't work. I've got an open Word window and every time I try to type, I either come back here or stare mindlessly at Cruel Intentions 2.

I'm beginning to think I either have an extreme fear of failure syndrome, or I'm just too plain dumb to do it.

I am the KING of procrastination.

[beatspete]

...well the answer is 3-pi, integration questions are hard to reverse 'engineer' though.

[Knight Templar]

*stares at his own blank word window*

essay of the day

"what happens to protein, carbs, and fats after they go through the digestive system?"

I just realised, I spend half my time with schoolwork, procrastinating it. Saying i'm doing it but just staring at it or being here. Kinda unnerving really.

back to my pictures I go ..  


EDIT: Aww sweet.. Parents just left the house. *turns up speakers*

[beatspete]

...ok i give up.  Failing is my destiny

[vyper]

Originally posted by an0n
Firstly: There's like three inches of snow outside.
Secondly: The acting in Cruel Intentions 2 sucks ass, but the woman are soooo ****ing hot.
Thirdly: ARGH! I can't work. I've got an open Word window and every time I try to type, I either come back here or stare mindlessly at Cruel Intentions 2.

I'm beginning to think I either have an extreme fear of failure syndrome, or I'm just too plain dumb to do it.

I am the KING of procrastination.

First: Indeed, and I'm in uni 2morrow morning. (sub-point: but I get to see my g/f again)
Second: Definately
Third: Type as much bull**** as u can think of - that at least gives u something 2 hand in and gives u at least a slim chance of passing

[an0n]

So, to kill a little more time:

On Friday, about 3 hours before my extended deadline, I was looking for this girl chum who's quite possibly the only person to have done any work. I find her and in my charming manner shout:

Me: Yo! [name]! You're a good little girl, ain't you?
Girl: No. ()
Me: You're a wonderful, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy......(paraphrased for great justice).....young woman. Ain't ya?
Girl: What do you want?
Me: Biology coursework. You did the one with the HP and stuff, didn't ya?
Girl: No, I did the colourimeter one.
Me: Gah! ****! Okay. You can go.......Shoo. Go-on. ****-off.

*insert a 20 minute gap of me sitting trying to find other Biology people*

Girl: Have you really done no work?
Me: Not a ****ing thing.
Girl: Do you want my all my stuff to copy from? Like for the structure and intro and stuff?
Me: *stunned silence*

*insert 35 minutes of me and her scouring the college for a computer and another 20 minutes of her scouring her personal disk space looking for the files (which weren't there)*

Anyway, the point is, how nice is this girl? Aside from the fact that she's funny, gorgeous, smart etc. I don't even know her that well (she's in classes with a few of my acquaintances and we've hung out some) and she's offering me like 30 pages of work she's spent a good 2 months working on.

Now, I'm pretty used to manipulating people into giving me things, but this was entirely unprovoked. She just came up and tried to give me all this work for no reason. I was completely shocked.

Anyway......Back to *gag* work.

[vyper]

Originally posted by an0n
removed by the department of space-justice

Hehe, go on yerself! Go pull, goood boy

[Fineus]

An0n, I swear you spend more time hear posting about how little time you have to work in - than actually working

[an0n]

Stop picking on me.

*runs off crying*
*ambles back*


I know my limitations and exactly how attractive I am and even at peak performance, dressed to kill and wearing enough pheromone-X to kill a Rhino, she'd still be waaaaaay out of my league. I mean, ****, she's so attractive and friendly that even i am nice to her. , she's so far out of my league she might as well be playing another game.

Not to sound to melodramatic or psychotic, but she literally IS like an angel.

[vyper]

Originally posted by an0n
Stop picking on me.

*runs off crying*
*ambles back*


I know my limitations and exactly how attractive I am and even at peak performance, dressed to kill and wearing enough pheromone-X to kill a Rhino, she'd still be waaaaaay out of my league. I mean, ****, she's so attractive and friendly that even i am nice to her. , she's so far out of my league she might as well be playing another game.

Not to sound to melodramatic or psychotic, but she literally IS like and angel.

Coward!

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by an0n
Stop picking on me.

*runs off crying*
*ambles back*


I know my limitations and exactly how attractive I am and even at peak performance, dressed to kill and wearing enough pheromone-X to kill a Rhino, she'd still be waaaaaay out of my league. I mean, ****, she's so attractive and friendly that even i am nice to her. , she's so far out of my league she might as well be playing another game.

Not to sound to melodramatic or psychotic, but she literally IS like an angel.

Holy ****, almost sounds like you like this girl.

(for afforehand clarrification brought to you by kellogs: Like her as compared to just boning her)

[an0n]

Originally posted by vyper
Coward!

I'm not scared to talk to her. Hell, I'm not even scared to call her a sexy-***** and smack her on the ass, but still, I've got NO chance. Let me list her attributes:

• Blonde
• Athletic
• Great ass
• What appear to be about 32-B's, very pert
• Incredible dress sense, even I am impressed
• SHE GETS DRUNK FROM LIKE 2 GLASSES OF WINE
• Smart (she's dumber than me but her ability to actually work means she surpasses me in academic areas)
• Funny
• Flirts like a mofo (She has my buddy kiss her recently operated on ankle every time them see each other)

And as I said. I know my limitations. Maybe once I've learned some skills and party-tricks other than downing pints and smashing doors with my fists, then I'd have a chance. But right now, she's outta my league.