An0n was the one who did the neon coloring and the funky little tildes around his words. You know, it's not like all zombies are exactly alike- we've got our own little cultures and dialects of zombie, all over the world. I'm tired of just being heaped in with "those damn zombies", I'm a Haitian voodoo zombie, thank you very much, and I have a name. And a doctorate in neurology, though that's not exactly uncommon among zombies.
END UNDEAD DISCRIMINATION NOW! Hey, hey, ho, ho, eating brains ain't my life, you know!
[marches in circle, waving picket sign with a big ol' brain on it]