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Offline Unknown Target

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There ain't no rules no more! I'll do one of these later, just have fun right now!
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Offline Stryke 9

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I think my primary weapon is the BSoD. Game over. I win.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Should I take that as an acception to the challenge? :D

 

Offline Stryke 9

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No. I have no exception, as there is only one of me.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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ok, then...



*walks into the thread*

Bows to Stryke 9.

[Announcer voice] FORUM BATTLE, BEGIN!!!! [/Announcer Voice]

 

Offline Shrike

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I choose my primary ability as the reality-bending deletion power, with the secondary being the orbital closure strike.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Good. You have my blessing to use both, child.

[lets holy light radiate down on Shrike]

 

Offline Shrike

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Good. You have my blessing to use both, child.

[lets holy light radiate down on Shrike]
Better make your last post count..... :devil:
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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*shoots a bullet at Shrike's head*

Clock's ticking, Shrike.... ;)

 

Offline Shrike

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Originally posted by Unknown Target
*shoots a bullet at Shrike's head*

Clock's ticking, Shrike.... ;)
*distorts reality so bullet arcs around and accelerates to C-fractional velocity towards UT*
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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* Draws sword and deflects bullet towards Stryke 9*

Leaps towards Shrike in a frenzy, sending a flying kick towards his head.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Check the rules, I added a new one.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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[ignores bullet, causing it to no longer exist]

[does same for UT, and his pretend combat is suddenly of no greater significance than the buzzing of a fly, to be utterly silenced whenever one wishes]


There's a bit of a trick to forum battles, there.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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....ok.

Comes back and kills Stryke, cause he's an ass :D :p

 

Offline Shrike

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*drops 10 ton weight on UT*
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Dodges 10-ton weight and summons super-duper-strength.

Throws it back at Shrike, who dodges it. Then I leap up to flying kick him in the head.

 

Offline Unknown Target

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Ok, screw it! All rules are off! Have fun, cya all tommorow!

 

Offline Stryke 9

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[blows up Universe]

[dusts off hands]


Well, glad that's over with.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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In the beginning, there was nothing.



Then, there was me.











Let there be light.


*blooie*

 

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Good, it's over with.
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.