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Offline CODEDOG ND

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on: October 28, 2001, 07:09:00 pm
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ISBM-01 is the UE version of the Interstellar Ballistic Missile but it lacks the speed of the ORC's ISBM.  However it does make up for it with a heavier payload, hull, and shields.

ISBM-02 is the ORC's version of the ISBM.  It lacks the firepower and the armor but it's faster and a little smaller.
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Offline Thorn

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Reply #1 on: October 28, 2001, 07:14:00 pm
The Freespace 2 version of the Tomahawk?  
Sounds cool..
 

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Reply #2 on: October 28, 2001, 08:46:00 pm
Looks really cool.  Weapons such as these should REALLY change the role of fightercraft.  No longer for attack, but for defense to bat these things down.

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Offline deep_eyes

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Reply #3 on: October 28, 2001, 10:33:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Thorn:
The Freespace 2 version of the Tomahawk?  
Sounds cool..

ya know the NSA is watching these furums! comon guys make some new bunker bombs!



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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Reply #4 on: October 29, 2001, 04:10:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by Thorn:
The Freespace 2 version of the Tomahawk?  
Sounds cool..

Tomahawk?  More like a Freespace 2 version of a nuke baby!  
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Reply #5 on: October 29, 2001, 08:36:00 pm
 
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ya know the NSA is watching these furums! comon guys make some new bunker bombs!

 

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Offline deep_eyes

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Reply #6 on: October 30, 2001, 12:19:00 am
 
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Anyone want a nuclear weapon? High-payload nuclear weapons for sale! Only $129! We ship to Nebraska, Mississippi, Michigan, Washington, and the entire Middle East!


the middle east what r u nuts?!?!?!?
why dont we give sadam insane some nukes, see what he do with it whay dontcha!?

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Offline deep_eyes

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Reply #7 on: October 30, 2001, 12:20:00 am
by the way, if i gain up to 800post like u stryke, do i lieks goats!!?

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Offline Shrike

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Reply #8 on: October 30, 2001, 12:26:00 am
No, he's special.
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Offline Setekh

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Reply #9 on: October 30, 2001, 02:07:00 am
 
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Originally posted by Shrike:
No, he's special.

You mean... special.  
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Offline IPAndrews

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Reply #10 on: October 30, 2001, 03:57:00 am
GTBM Venom rules.
Be warned: This site's admins stole 100s of hours of my work. They will do it to you.
 

Offline Nico

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Reply #11 on: October 30, 2001, 05:23:00 am
 
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GTBM Venom rules.

I unno for the GTBM part, but you're right, Venom rules  
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Reply #12 on: October 30, 2001, 05:48:00 pm
 
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You mean... special.  

Don't you mean... spiceil?    



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Offline Thorn

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Reply #13 on: October 30, 2001, 06:12:00 pm
pray to god you dont ever get a title.....
 

Offline Kitsune

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Reply #14 on: October 31, 2001, 02:57:00 am
Ultra-Heavy flak and AAA with 200 meters each with a high mass would do some major problems to incoming bombs of all types.

And I'd hate to see what would happen to any of those pesky AI's who think 'attack <shipname>' means to fire a few volleys, then try to fly through the destroyer.  
Continually slamming into it untill it's killed.
Really fun watching dragons do this!  Especially if the destroyer in question decides to jump out shortly after.
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Reply #15 on: October 31, 2001, 05:45:00 am
 
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Don't you mean... spiceil?    

 

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