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Offline Thorn

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Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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:yes: :lol: :yes:

That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen this week.

It's so true about American beer, it's a lot like making love in a canoe, you know.

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Originally posted by SKYNET-011
Oh my god, not another one!

 


But this is meant solely for humour.

 

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Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

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Offline Thorn

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This Hour Has 22 minutes is a satircal show...
Its set up like a news show.
Rick Mercer has done a few things on it called "Talking With Americans".
He goes to various places in the states (usually monuments like Mount Rushmore) and starts telling the locals all this... unlikely (for lack of a better word) stuff. Stuff along the lines of "A Canadian company owns the mining rights to Mount Rushmore. They plan on drilling into the heads to see if there is any uranium in there. The sad thing is people believe him, and they go on about it at great lengths as if they knew about it already...

 

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Offline Nico

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canadians burnt the white house? didn't know that.
SCREW CANON!

 

Offline Mr. Vega

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Well they were a part of Britan during 1812.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Canada = Still a British Province back then. British v. Americans, Brits burned down the White House, thus Canada burned down the white house.

I think...
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In 1812, all Canadians were Brits. The Brits burt down the White House. Therefore, Canadians burnt down the White House.

Makes about as much sense as All cats are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, Socrates was a cat.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Wait but horses are mortal too! Could Ronald Regean really be a horse? He's pretty old, and so are horses. Even older than Cats.



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Offline SKYNET-011

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Makes about as much sense as All cats are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, Socrates was a cat.


How general... :lol:
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Offline Bobboau

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apology accepted.
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Offline Thorn

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It was still called Canada in 1812 therefore the inhabitants were still called Canadians. Many soldiers that fought were Canadian..
Though iirc the British Navy burned it down....

 

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Sesqu... Sesqui... what?
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In 1812, all Canadians were Brits. The Brits burt down the White House. Therefore, Canadians burnt down the White House.

Makes about as much sense as All cats are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, Socrates was a cat.


what about Quebec? :D
SCREW CANON!

 

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We got the WhiteHouse? :wtf: Didn't know that.
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Offline Bobboau

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yup, war of 1812,
it was a good shot ;)
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Offline Nico

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"realizes something"
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so the current one is a fake one????? Hargh! SHOCK!!!!
I'm pretty sure if you search for some time, you'll find "made in Korea" written in some corner :D
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