[Ashrak]

lol darky

[an0n]

Originally posted by Darkage
Even if you lost both your legs and a few fingers you can leave in a few hours.

I fail to see how you could 'lose' your legs.

[pyro-manic]

Heh, I've got exactly the opposite problem to Ashrak - half of my toenail is missing!

It got broken about halfway down, and folded right back on itself, leaving a nice hole in my toe. Nice and messy.  Had to cut off the loose bit with my trusty multi-tool, and tape it all up to keep it together.  Kind of annoying (and painful).

[Edit] Actually, an0n, it's surprising how many times I've just got up in the morning and completely forgotten my legs. It's very irritating.
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[SKYNET-011]

Originally posted by pyro-manic
[Edit] Actually, an0n, it's surprising how many times I've just got up in the morning and completely forgotten my legs. It's very irritating.
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[J.F.K.]

Originally posted by Ashrak
err cancel the good byes lol im still alive the doctors are kinde freaky 1 says a week the other says 1hr and you be fine with the exeption of 1 month away from school (yay?) did major surgery on my toes now they hurt like hell a bit of blood but other than the ultra pain im allive yay!!!

Glad to hear you're... err, kinda better, dude

[Ashrak]

Originally posted by an0n

I fail to see how you could 'lose' your legs.

weeeeel


1. your tonail grows into the toe and brakes the skin
2. your toes start to rot bit by bit
3. you get gangrena
4. your entire leg goes blue and you cant feel it
5. you either a) go to the doc b)die
6 you went to the doc and they a) cut off your leg b) put you in hospital to try to treat it which has a succase rate of 30%

[Turnsky]

or you could tie yoursef to some railroad tracks putting your legs over the rails and then wait for a train..

[NeoHunter]

Originally posted by Turnsky
or you could tie yoursef to some railroad tracks putting your legs over the rails and then wait for a train..

Free!!! No need to see the doctors!!

You should have told him about your idea before he went to the hospital you know!!!:D

[Ashrak]

yeah that would hurt a lot less

[Darkage]

Originally posted by Ashrak
yeah that would hurt a lot less

I am not so sure about that:p

And i think the train wil take away more then just your tonail:p

[Ashrak]

Originally posted by Darkage



I am not so sure about that:p

 

was being sarcastic

[NeoHunter]

Originally posted by Darkage

I am not so sure about that:p

And i think the train wil take away more then just your tonail:p

Depends on how much of your feet you put on the tracks you  know...

[Darkage]

Originally posted by NeoHunter


Depends on how much of your feet you put on the tracks you  know...

Well, if you put your tonail on the track and  when the train runs over it you jump up from the train slam to it's side hitting some sharp part and you get decapitated:p

[NeoHunter]

Originally posted by Darkage
Well, if you put your tonail on the track and  when the train runs over it you jump up from the train slam to it's side hitting some sharp part and you get decapitated:p

Well, at least it would be quick and ALMOST plainless for Ashrak, can't we?

[Stryke 9]

I demand Ashrak recieve a more serious, hospital-worthy injury to justify this thread's existence. Possibly inflicted by me.

I mean, ****, man, I get ingrowns pretty much every other ****ing month. Just take out the Swiss Army knife, cut 'em off, clean up the blood. Maybe a little rubbing alcohol. There's your ****ing hospital. Never even had a day when it was too painful to walk, never mind losing my leg.



Plus, that'd be pretty pathetic. I can see it now, guy meets someone he knows in a wheelchair, nothing below the hips.
"Jesus, man, what happened? Car accident?"
"Well, you see, I had this nasty ingrown on my big toe..."

[Turnsky]

but you're a sadist

[Stryke 9]

I don't see what that would have to do with anything.

And besides, I'm not a sadist, I'm just a liberal dispensary of justice.

[an0n]

Yeah, just like Hitler was mildly right-wing.

[Stryke 9]

"Sadism" isn't by the numbers (at which I'm still not even in the top 10%), it's based on whether you enjoy inflicting random pain. I don't. It's a duty one has, and at any rate I've only hurt people who richly deserved it. Or annoyed me when they knew what was coming to them, which is basically just asking for it, and I hate to dissapoint.

[Turnsky]

likev darth vader