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Offline Nico

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Reply #20 on: March 21, 2003, 04:52:39 am
there's worse than Optimus Prime as a name... there's a french familmy who called their son Pikachu ( guess the people who allowed that didn't know pokemon, otherwise... ) and about 20 years ago, a belgian family called their son Albator, the french name for Harlock...
I like my first name more, after reading that kind of things :doubt:
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Reply #21 on: March 21, 2003, 06:50:22 am
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Originally posted by venom2506
called their son Pikachu


:wtf:
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

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Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #22 on: March 21, 2003, 07:19:57 am
Oooh, Finland has some great ones! :D We got some names that are by accident or on purpose. Like the legendary Anu Saukko which if said, sounds like Anus Aukko (Anal Opening=asshole).

A less dirtier one that I heard of was the story of a family waiting for a boy but instead got a girl. So they called her Unelma Sirpa Leena which together means "shattered dreams" but all those are real names. But put together, can sound or mean something totally different. :D Gotta love the finnish language.

By the way, I cracked up with my friend, thinking that if he ever became a big artisté, he'd change his name to Hhhh. You say it like you breath heavy. You know how artists are... :D

"Who painted that?"

"Oh its Hhh...."

"Excuse me?"

"Hhhhh..."

"Who was it?

"HHhhhh!"

"You need a glass of water or something?"

*Grabs another person.

"Who painted that?!"

"You mean Hhhh?"
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Reply #23 on: March 21, 2003, 07:35:26 am
Sorry, but when it comes to names, Israel takes the cake:

Dudu (DOO-doo, short for David)
Osnat (oh-SNOT)
Moran (MO-ron)

And the best of the best - we actually have a Member of Knesset (equivalent to a US Congressman or the like) named Ofir Penis.

:lol:
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Reply #24 on: March 21, 2003, 08:06:53 am
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you can't seriously say, you hadn't noticed it yet.


I can't say that I've been here that much to take notice of any of you. 'cept anon. he's cute.
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Offline Darkage

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Reply #25 on: March 21, 2003, 08:23:27 am
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'cept anon. he's cute.




That sounds wrong:nervous:
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Offline Warlock

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Reply #26 on: March 21, 2003, 08:50:18 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich

And the best of the best - we actually have a Member of Knesset (equivalent to a US Congressman or the like) named Ofir Penis.

:lol:


LMAO!
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Offline Gortef

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Reply #27 on: March 21, 2003, 11:50:53 am
:lol:, well I gotta admit that guy has fulfileld his dreams
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Reply #28 on: March 21, 2003, 02:09:42 pm
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Israel takes the cake:
You cake thieves!
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Reply #29 on: March 21, 2003, 04:27:43 pm
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And the best of the best - we actually have a Member of Knesset (equivalent to a US Congressman or the like) named Ofir Penis.


LMFAO!!! :lol:
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #30 on: March 21, 2003, 05:10:06 pm
i met a girl whose name was crystal dick..
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #31 on: March 21, 2003, 05:30:27 pm
yeah, but can you say you know a girl named cyrstal meth?
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Offline Su-tehp

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Reply #32 on: March 21, 2003, 07:32:29 pm
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Originally posted by Sandwich
And the best of the best - we actually have a Member of Knesset (equivalent to a US Congressman or the like) named Ofir Penis.

:lol:


And how is that pronounced? "Off-Her-Penis"? :wtf:

Um, eeeeewww...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
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Offline Carl

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Reply #33 on: March 22, 2003, 12:38:18 am
maybe "offer penis"?
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Reply #34 on: March 22, 2003, 01:31:53 am
No thanks; I just had lunch.
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #35 on: March 22, 2003, 01:41:58 am
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How sad is this?
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That is in my Top Ten funniest thing I have every read!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reply #36 on: March 22, 2003, 03:40:58 am
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Originally posted by Su-tehp


And how is that pronounced? "Off-Her-Penis"? :wtf:

Um, eeeeewww...:nervous: :nervous: :nervous:


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Reply #37 on: March 22, 2003, 05:34:48 pm
"provide fire protection for airfields under combat." Well, that is what was my given specialty when I served for the Greek Air Force (ended 4th Jan.) I was a Sarge with (Airbase Defense) as a specialty. (AA guns and anti-infiltration training and training and training) as a specialty and 1500+ hours of guarding duty as a result.

Well, "Houston" as pronounced in greek means "shove it in".

Well, nice to know I have an Autobot Colleague out there in Iraq.

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Reply #38 on: March 23, 2003, 01:49:59 am
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oh-FEAR penis


Can't argue with that. Where's Tiara..?
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Reply #39 on: March 23, 2003, 08:14:39 am
If you wan't to keep your head, you might want to edit that before she sees. :nod:
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

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