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Offline Wowbagger

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Ahoy hoy.
on: March 23, 2003, 10:54:44 am
Greetings. I am Wowbagger, The Infinitely Prolonged.

I have come here seeking something to do to while away my immortalilty. I wouldn't even be here is it weren't for Sunday afternoons.
I could have made it, if it weren't for Sunday afternoons.
 

Offline Stunaep

  • Thread Necrotech.... we bring the dead to life!
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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #1 on: March 23, 2003, 11:00:17 am
All right then. Let's go for the same old spam routine:





Exits are to the rear and the left, but don't bother going near them. Once you come, you never leave. We've made sure of that. Emergency flamethrowers are located under your seat, but occasionally, they may be filled with water. We guarantee, that you will not notice it until it is too late. Stay away from the air vents, and keep your lunch with you.  The Plasma rifles in the forward locker are released only under authorization of an Admin. [V] God, and/or hyperintelligent shade of the colour blue. Be advised, that in case of an emergency, you can and WILL be used as a floatation device.
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Galemp

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #2 on: March 23, 2003, 11:02:49 am
:lol: That still cracks me up...

So, Wowbagger. What do you play and/or mod? Or do you just spend all your time insulting forumites?
"Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment." -- Robert Benchley

Members I've personally met: RedStreblo, Goober5000, Sandwich, Splinter, Su-tehp, Hippo, CP5670, Terran Emperor, Karajorma, Dekker, McCall, Admiral Wolf, mxlm, RedSniper, Stealth, Black Wolf...
 

Offline Knight Templar

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  • I'm a magic man, I've got magic hands.
Ahoy hoy.
Reply #3 on: March 23, 2003, 11:03:09 am
who's alt-nick are you?
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline Wowbagger

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #4 on: March 24, 2003, 06:34:14 am
Guess.
I could have made it, if it weren't for Sunday afternoons.
 

Offline Ashrak

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    • Imagination Designs
Ahoy hoy.
Reply #5 on: March 24, 2003, 07:02:45 am
oh and on another note try to stay away from Carl he sometimes has urges.... he is a shivan after all.....
I hate My signature!
 

Offline CP5670

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #6 on: March 24, 2003, 08:33:41 am
This looks like Stryke... :D
 

Offline Carl

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #7 on: March 24, 2003, 10:52:42 am
*licks lips*
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Knight Templar

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  • I'm a magic man, I've got magic hands.
Ahoy hoy.
Reply #8 on: March 24, 2003, 10:57:11 am
nah, that's Moses.
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline Wowbagger

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #9 on: March 24, 2003, 01:10:40 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
This looks like Stryke... :D


How wrong you are.
I could have made it, if it weren't for Sunday afternoons.
 

Offline kasperl

Ahoy hoy.
Reply #10 on: March 24, 2003, 01:29:37 pm
perhaps some guy, forgott is name with his postcount set to 1337?
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #11 on: March 24, 2003, 05:28:25 pm
:wtf:
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"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline Shrike

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #12 on: March 24, 2003, 05:41:44 pm
I know who it is.

:rolleyes:
WE ARE HARD LIGHT PRODUCTIONS. YOU WILL LOWER YOUR FIREWALLS AND SURRENDER YOUR KEYBOARDS. WE WILL ADD YOUR INTELLECTUAL AND VERNACULAR DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR FORUMS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #13 on: March 24, 2003, 05:54:18 pm
well of course you do, you have Teh Divine Powerz™


silly goose...
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline silverwolf

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  • whoa...he still pops in
Ahoy hoy.
Reply #14 on: March 25, 2003, 11:15:34 pm
maybe shrike just ha d a mental breakdown and created this guy to relive it
 

Offline Knight Templar

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #15 on: March 25, 2003, 11:21:48 pm
He's too apathetic.

Besides, I'd wager he sleeps Sunday Afternoons :nod:
Copyright ©1976, 2003, KT Enterprises. All rights reserved

"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

Too Long, Didn't Read
 

Offline Stryke 9

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #16 on: March 25, 2003, 11:26:33 pm
I don't know whether to be insulted, or to just start making a list of occasions when CP has shown himself to be almost infinitely less perceptive and smart than he likes to pretend he is, just to piss him off.

Incidentially, none of my alternate handles are a ripoff of someone else's sense of humor. Quoting Monty Python does not make you funny, and neither does referencing Douglas Adams, though both I'd readily admit are quite funny. Paradoxical, isn't it?



By the way, the lists for Shrike and Zylon took up a full 2 gigs on my computer, so I had to delete them. :p
Webpage. Yes.
 

Offline Anaz

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #17 on: March 25, 2003, 11:27:49 pm
are you Eish?
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

AotD, DatDB, TVWP, LM. Ph34r.

You WILL go to warpstorm...
 

Offline NeoHunter

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #18 on: March 26, 2003, 01:15:53 am
Somebody forgot to warn him about Carl the Shivan.

And by the way, Wowbagger, welcome to the forums!!!

If you need a phaser for subtley or just a freakin' big beam cannon for the ultimate carnage (not to mention the ultimate mess), you can always find me and I can provide you with them.

For a price that is.:D
 

Offline Liberator

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Ahoy hoy.
Reply #19 on: March 26, 2003, 01:24:33 am
Metinks' it be dat Tunder guy or is he Kaliwhatits now?
So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

There are only 10 types of people in the world , those that understand binary and those that don't.
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