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Offline Su-tehp

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
on: March 25, 2003, 02:06:12 am
Scene: Inside Baghdad, near the ruins of one of Saddam's presidential palaces. Present day.

Saddam (to two Iraqi henchmen): Dudes, where's my car?

1st Iraqi henchman: Your Excellency, your car is inside that smoking crater.

Saddam: That's very funny, Mohammed. But seriously, dudes, where's my car?

1st Iraqi henchman: Your Excellency, your car really is, or rather, was, inside that smoking crater.

Saddam: I see. (To 2nd Iraqi henchman) Qusay, please shoot this traitor for giving me bad news.

2nd Iraqi henchman: At once, your Excellency. (2nd Iraqi henchman pulls out his pistol and shoots 1st Iraqi henchman.)

Saddam: Well done. Now that that is over with, please tell me, Qusay, where is my car?

2nd Iraqi henchman (hesitantly): Um...

(Scene fades to black.)
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Offline Turnsky

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
Reply #1 on: March 25, 2003, 02:08:26 am
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


*goes back to inking comic*
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Offline Knight Templar

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
Reply #2 on: March 25, 2003, 02:09:56 am
:ha: ...

:blah:


I wounder if this will become a habit
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Offline Sandwich

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
Reply #3 on: March 25, 2003, 04:18:14 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


*goes back to inking comic*


Oh, draw it!!! DRAW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
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Offline Turnsky

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
Reply #4 on: March 25, 2003, 04:39:08 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Oh, draw it!!! DRAW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p


patience you must have...
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Offline NeoHunter

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
Reply #5 on: March 25, 2003, 08:12:40 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky

patience you must have...


You are starting to talk like Yoda you know.

By the way, Su-tehp, nice joke.:D
  

Offline Turnsky

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The Iraqi version of "Dude, Where's my car?"
Reply #6 on: March 25, 2003, 03:55:06 pm
chaulk it up to lack of sleep, comic and the fact i've just installed a dvd drive on my pc which i was playin' AOTC.....
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