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Offline Sandwich

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Reply #20 on: April 03, 2003, 04:15:14 pm
Ok, what is this? You Brittons were so envious of the American North vs. South thing that you came up with one of yer own? Avast, I say! Avast!

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Reply #21 on: April 03, 2003, 04:16:43 pm
[color=66ff00]Ahem...


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Reply #22 on: April 03, 2003, 04:54:49 pm
Damn Yankees...
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Reply #23 on: April 03, 2003, 06:49:00 pm
N v S is crap! Every city for them selves... errr.... I hear by declare Scotland as one city (and we STILL dont compare to even some of the cits in eng.... only 5~ mil or so popluation.... oh well... we have a massive stock of toxic nuclear waste we can drop on people!!!! WMD!!! ha ha ha !!!
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Reply #24 on: April 04, 2003, 03:38:12 am
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Originally posted by LAW ENFORCER
N v S is crap! Every city for them selves... errr.... I hear by declare Scotland as one city (and we STILL dont compare to even some of the cits in eng.... only 5~ mil or so popluation.... oh well... we have a massive stock of toxic nuclear waste we can drop on people!!!! WMD!!! ha ha ha !!!


We also have Govan.
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Reply #25 on: April 04, 2003, 03:45:23 am
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Blood...



HAHAHAhahaha:lol:
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Reply #26 on: April 04, 2003, 03:52:35 am
don't tempt him ;)
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Reply #27 on: April 04, 2003, 05:26:31 am
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don't tempt him ;)


My thought exactly. ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #28 on: April 04, 2003, 05:39:11 am
Devolution for Yorkshire!
 

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Reply #29 on: April 04, 2003, 01:39:32 pm
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Originally posted by Turnsky
don't tempt him ;)


Oh I think he's allready tempted :p
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Habeeb it...
 

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Reply #30 on: April 05, 2003, 12:56:14 pm
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We also have Govan.


And Haghill.  God, the faces at the Forge could curdle milk.  Pretty much every female I've ever seen there, has a face that looks like it's been set on fire and put out wi' a shovel.
 

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Reply #31 on: April 05, 2003, 01:41:03 pm
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Pretty much every female I've ever seen there, has a face that looks like it's been set on fire and put out wi' a shovel.


Haven't heard that expression before - i'll write it down.

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Reply #32 on: April 05, 2003, 03:43:22 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete


Haven't heard that expression before - i'll write it down.


I've got a list...

Face like a battered fart
Face like a hauf chewed caramel
Face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp
Face like a burst couch
Head like an orange on a toothpick
Face like a pound of mince
Face like a camel eating sherbet
Face that would turn a funeral up a side street
Face like a cow's arse
If pigs could fly, she'd be the squadron leader
A face you'd put on the mantlepiece to scare the children away from the fire
 

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Reply #33 on: April 05, 2003, 05:42:47 pm
here's one:

face like a bucket full of bums
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Reply #34 on: April 05, 2003, 06:08:28 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Kill...


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Blood...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Death...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Rend...


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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Destroy...


Um, Stryke, you forgot "Oblivion...",[/I][/COLOR] "Annihilate...", [/I][/COLOR] and my personal favorite "Eat..."[/I][/COLOR]

Wait a second, how'd "Eat" get in there? Oh, right, it's dinnertime. Gotta go! :D
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Reply #35 on: April 05, 2003, 08:35:51 pm
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Careful...
 

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Reply #36 on: April 05, 2003, 09:43:30 pm
I'm still partial to the good, old-fashioned "I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick!"
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Reply #37 on: April 06, 2003, 04:36:15 am
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I'm still partial to the good, old-fashioned "I wouldn't touch her with a stolen dick!"


I'm a big fan of "like throwing a hotdog in a hallway".
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Reply #38 on: April 06, 2003, 08:21:32 am
I thought Stryke9 on the VBB used the "Dead Frozen Goat of justice"™©®
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Reply #39 on: April 06, 2003, 08:55:26 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14


I've got a list...

Face like a battered fart
Face like a hauf chewed caramel
Face like a bulldog chewin' a wasp
Face like a burst couch
Head like an orange on a toothpick
Face like a pound of mince
Face like a camel eating sherbet
Face that would turn a funeral up a side street
Face like a cow's arse
If pigs could fly, she'd be the squadron leader
A face you'd put on the mantlepiece to scare the children away from the fire


You missed:

Face like a bag of spanners
Face like the back end of a tram-smash.
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