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Offline CP5670

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Reply #20 on: April 04, 2003, 09:59:19 pm
:wtf: :wtf: :D :D
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #21 on: April 05, 2003, 01:04:54 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
and sandwich, your brother has a bizzare sense of humor, (if that) you know that?


Oh, yes... quite aware. :D
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Reply #22 on: April 05, 2003, 03:37:24 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky
:wtf: :shaking: :nervous: :wtf: :nervous: :shaking: :eek2:
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #23 on: April 05, 2003, 03:38:36 am
How the hell did that thing even get off the ground? :wtf:
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #24 on: April 05, 2003, 03:42:40 am
apoighpoh oihowqiehtaoihoaihgosigsdj <--- sound of eye jabbing
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #25 on: April 05, 2003, 09:39:34 am
Do that in a restaurant, and have a little pot of milk in your hand. Burst it, and people will think that you've "burst" your eye!
 

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Reply #26 on: April 05, 2003, 09:43:41 am
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Do that in a restaurant, and have a little pot of milk in your hand. Burst it, and people will think that you've "burst" your eye!


I'd have thought they'd have probably thought that you'd...actually no. I'll leave that for you to work out.
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Offline silverwolf

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Reply #27 on: April 05, 2003, 10:50:25 am
hehe maybe they got it off the ground using a giant trebuche
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #28 on: April 05, 2003, 11:18:55 am
It's The fat lady™ Too bad she won't be able to sing anymore once they drop her.
Oh so that is the famous mother of all bombs that amers have eh? A fat woman stuffed with explosives. Good thinking. :yes: Nobody will ever suspect.
 

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Reply #29 on: April 05, 2003, 01:35:52 pm
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hehe maybe they got it off the ground using a giant trebuche


She'd make a good counterweight. :yes:

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #30 on: April 06, 2003, 08:47:44 am
Exactly. Who needs ICBMs when you can have THAT as ac counterweight. You could have some sort of 8000mile range Trebuchet!
 

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Reply #31 on: April 06, 2003, 08:57:41 am
"It ain't over 'till the fat lady explodes!"
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #32 on: April 06, 2003, 09:41:50 pm
:eek:

MUST.....NOT.....GO.....INSANE...... :shaking:

Aww **** it!  Sandwich, mind if I borrow that big frelling gun of yours?
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #33 on: April 06, 2003, 09:43:03 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
It's The fat lady™ Too bad she won't be able to sing anymore once they drop her.
Oh so that is the famous mother of all bombs that amers have eh? A fat woman stuffed with explosives. Good thinking. :yes: Nobody will ever suspect.


Just the impact of her hitting the ground would rival that of a dozen H-bombs.
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #34 on: April 06, 2003, 09:45:26 pm
The navy's been talking about weapons which strike the ground so fast they don't need to explode - perhaps this a prototype...
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #35 on: April 06, 2003, 09:56:37 pm
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The navy's been talking about weapons which strike the ground so fast they don't need to explode - perhaps this a prototype...


Hmm...no wonder why there are so many fat slobs all over the US. :p
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #36 on: April 07, 2003, 06:40:18 am
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Hmm...no wonder why there are so many fat slobs all over the US. :p


Hehe.
  

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Reply #37 on: April 07, 2003, 07:25:44 am
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Hmm...no wonder why there are so many fat slobs all over the US. :p


:nod:

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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #38 on: April 07, 2003, 07:39:35 am
no, they're on a 'seafood' diet....


they 'see -food' and they eat it :D
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Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #39 on: April 07, 2003, 02:21:01 pm
They can also be used for chemical warfare. :D  Just think of all the methane that fat slob alone could produce. :p
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