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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #40 on: April 07, 2003, 02:26:11 pm
If they harnessed that gas, it could provide power for the whole planet. Nay, the whole GTA!
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #41 on: April 07, 2003, 02:27:52 pm
That, and have more than enough gas to power the prometheus cannon. :D
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #42 on: April 07, 2003, 02:35:15 pm
Maybe that's what happened to Capella!

America gas was built up for 20 years, and used to detonate the Star!

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Offline Razor

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Reply #43 on: April 07, 2003, 04:36:04 pm
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Just the impact of her hitting the ground would rival that of a dozen H-bombs.


Yeah The splattered lard woald probably be harder to clean up. If you know what I mean. :shaking:
 

Offline Razor

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Reply #44 on: April 07, 2003, 04:38:08 pm
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Hmm...no wonder why there are so many fat slobs all over the US. :p


All hail MC Donald's restaurants. By the way,  I hate going there but it cracks me up when I see a fat-man (tm) eating big macs. Fat-man, big bombs..? get it? ;)
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Reply #45 on: April 07, 2003, 04:45:43 pm
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Originally posted by Razor


All hail MC Donald's restaurants. By the way,  I hate going there but it cracks me up when I see a fat-man (tm) eating big macs. Fat-man, big bombs..? get it? ;)


Har-dee-har.

Even worse is those people who go in and order a quarter-pounder cheeseburger, large fries, and a frickin' diet coke!! :rolleyes:
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Offline Razor

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Reply #46 on: April 07, 2003, 04:47:30 pm
Diet cola? :wtf:
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #47 on: April 07, 2003, 05:23:52 pm
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Diet cola? :wtf:


No, he meant Diet Cocaine, y'know, what every imperialist American does, that corrupt nation of theirs brings down the rest of the world y'know. Plus (this is only a rumour though) they have FAT people there. I know, shock horror.

Also, the Russian title looks damn ****ing cool even if it does just say "Valued Member". Heh, valued member.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #48 on: April 07, 2003, 05:33:25 pm
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All hail MC Donald's restaurants. By the way,  I hate going there but it cracks me up when I see a fat-man (tm) eating big macs. Fat-man, big bombs..? get it? ;)


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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #49 on: April 07, 2003, 05:40:46 pm
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Even worse is those people who go in and order a quarter-pounder cheeseburger, large fries, and a frickin' diet coke!! :rolleyes:


Er, that sounds like my regular order. I don't like regular coke, see - it's like drinking syrup. Diet coke is much more to my tastes :nod:

But you forgot the pot of sweet curry sauce. Maccy D's without the curry sauce is like Sooty without Sweep :)
 

Offline neo_hermes

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Reply #50 on: April 07, 2003, 10:30:05 pm
I stopped going to the McDonalds' in my "city" because their both dirty and look unclean. and i think everyone that lives within city limits are either Insane or Close to it.
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Reply #51 on: April 07, 2003, 10:55:51 pm
i stopped going 'cause the foam packing that comes with my computer parts tastes better than thier beef patties:ick
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Reply #52 on: April 07, 2003, 11:03:05 pm
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...and I think everyone that lives within city limits are either Insane or Close to it.


My house in Washington, DC is inside the city limits. My law school dorm in White Plains is inside the White Plains city limits.

What was my point...?

Oh, yeah, I wanted to dispute Neo_hermes' crack about city people being insane, but I just remembered I have to go and take my meds. :D
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Reply #53 on: April 08, 2003, 03:13:05 am
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Er, that sounds like my regular order.


:lol:
 

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Reply #54 on: April 08, 2003, 03:14:33 am
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:wtf:


You are deffinetly one of those military types are ya? I see Sandwich got it?
 

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Reply #55 on: April 08, 2003, 04:38:49 am
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All hail MC Donald's restaurants. By the way,  I hate going there but it cracks me up when I see a fat-man (tm) eating big macs. Fat-man, big bombs..? get it? ;)


Ehhhh...
I assume you refer to the codename of the large, heavy, inefficient, plutonium implosion, 20kt, nuclear device dropped on Nagasaki, Japan on August 9th, 1945? :p
 

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Reply #56 on: April 08, 2003, 06:12:13 am
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Even worse is those people who go in and order a quarter-pounder cheeseburger, large fries, and a frickin' diet coke!! :rolleyes:


:lol:

Burger King's double beef and cheese burger has three times more fat than any McDonald's burger. In case you wanted to know. :D

I think I'm the only person in the entire world who does it, but I like cheeseburgers. If I'm going for a snack, that's a single cheeseburger; if I'm going for a fuller meal, maybe three or four of em. :thepimp:
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Reply #57 on: April 08, 2003, 06:32:35 am
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:lol:

Burger King's double beef and cheese burger has three times more fat than any McDonald's burger. In case you wanted to know. :D


:wtf:

Mc: *drip* *drip* *drip* *sees puddle o' fat on plate*

BKing: Dry roasted burger.

Where did they hide the fat?
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #58 on: April 08, 2003, 06:37:07 am
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I think I'm the only person in the entire world who does it, but I like cheeseburgers. If I'm going for a snack, that's a single cheeseburger; if I'm going for a fuller meal, maybe three or four of em. :thepimp:


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Reply #59 on: April 08, 2003, 11:53:39 am
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Ehhhh...
I assume you refer to the codename of the large, heavy, inefficient, plutonium implosion, 20kt, nuclear device dropped on Nagasaki, Japan on August 9th, 1945? :p


Woah! You guessed it! :eek: *Hands Cannikin a cookie*
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