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Offline Stryke 9

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Holy mother of ****...
I think I just killed my monitor. There's all this gray streaky **** everywhere to either side of anything dark, and all the text has a kinda glow around it, looks funky... I think I've seen this stuff before in a monitor, but I can't recall just where...


EDIT: Damn, the autocensor even does titles. What **** is that?
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Offline Anaz

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Drugs are bad, mmkay?
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

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You WILL go to warpstorm...

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Nah, this one ain't drug-related. I'd do a screen-capture to demonstrate, but seeing as it's a monitor problem you'd have to be using my monitor to see it, ya know?


Sheesh, you do one frickin' post about the melting bats, and suddenly you're just a stoner...:rolleyes:

 

Offline Blue Lion

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Take a photo

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Of what, exactly? An ugly-ass screen with streaky ****? dip your hand in some ink and wipe it horizontally across the screen, you'll have a fair idea what I'm talking about. Only uglier, and varying with whatever's on the screen...

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Maybe if I gave it a good whack...

Edit: Nope. Pretty colors, though.

 

Offline Anaz

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wiggle the monitor cables on both ends?
Arrr. I'm a pirate.

AotD, DatDB, TVWP, LM. Ph34r.

You WILL go to warpstorm...

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Nawp. Though before I tried I was willing to give even money that if I tried on the monitor end it would just come off in my hand.


At least the problem would be identified, then.

EDIT: Crap, I hit it again, and all the **** that's resting on top of it fell off. Some of it was sharp and metal. I think I'll stop hitting it now. Mommy...

 

Offline Carl

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:lol: serves you right for being stupid.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Just get a new monitor. A pink one.

  

Offline Razor

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Re: Holy mother of ****...
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
I think I just killed my monitor. There's all this gray streaky **** everywhere to either side of anything dark, and all the text has a kinda glow around it, looks funky... I think I've seen this stuff before in a monitor, but I can't recall just where...


EDIT: Damn, the autocensor even does titles. What **** is that?
[color=66ff00]My work, you don't follow the rules you get treated like the child you are.
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I'll have to quote Vinni Gognitti on this case
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I knew there was something screwy bout you

 

Offline Zaxzon

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Did you check that your vid card is working properly? Or did you d/l some funky fonts? That sometimes can be a problem, but I think your monitor is shot.  Do you have a burial fund set up for it?
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Offline Stryke 9

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Nope (broke), though I might have scored a slightly dented but still functional one, can't tell yet... See, there are advantages to all the messing around in other peoples' dumpsters. Why, just the other day I got a 4X CD burner for a Mac...:D


Man, this SUCKS. This was a NICE MONITOR.





Okay, it was a piece of ****, but it was the biggest ****ing thing I've ever seen, and the resolution was something incredible. I guess I kinda got what I deserved, going for a Sylvania monitor when their lightbulbs hardly last a week...