[Stryke 9]

If you ban me, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[CP5670]

I remember you saying those exact same words around here before...

[Terorist]

Elephants are the only animals with legs that can't jump

Originally posted by Stryke 9
And I'd like to see them back up the idea that elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Snails, anybody? Planaria?

Whoa, I didn't know snails and worms had legs.

[Turnsky]

snails have a single 'foot'

[Nico]

elephants can jump anyway. not far, not high, and the landing is kinda noisy, but the can.
"half the statements above are wrong."
that's my statement to add to the list.

[Tiara]

TYPEWRITERPROTOTYPE

Or isn't that a word?

[Fetty]

as i got a german keyb i cant type typewriter only tzpewriter

[Pegasus V]

Originally posted by venom2506
elephants can jump anyway. not far, not high, and the landing is kinda noisy, but the can.

It's physically impossible to get all four feet off the ground for an elephant.

[Pegasus V]

Most asteroids fit into three basic categories:

• C-type - More than 75 percent of known asteroids fit into this category. The composition of C-type asteroids is similar to that of the sun without the hydrogen, helium and other volatiles.
• S-type - About 17 percent of asteroids are this type. These contain deposits of nickel, iron and magnesium.
• M-type - A small number of asteroids are this type, and they contain nickel and iron.

Even without a manned mission to do a full-scale study of an asteroid, scientists know a lot about what asteroids contain. Astronomers use telescopic spectroscopy, which analyzes light reflected from the asteroid's surface, to find out what might be there. In addition to iron, nickel and magnesium, scientists think water, oxygen, gold and platinum also exist on some asteroids.

John S. Lewis has said that an asteroid with a diameter of one kilometer would have a mass of about two billion tons. There are perhaps one million asteroids of this size in the solar system. One of these asteroids, according to Lewis, would contain 30 million tons of nickel, 1.5 million tons of metal cobalt and 7,500 tons of platinum. The platinum alone would have a value of more than $150 billion!

Hmm... So that's how I could get that $10bill!

[Fetty]

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[Knight Templar]

Most of those can be reasonably answered

[Stryke 9]

Somebody did this same thing at my school with the lame questions. You'd think you'd need some sort of communications medium to spam, but no, all you need is a printer, scissors, and some tape. The day after they put up all these snippets of "clever", "unanswerable" questions, I made my rounds with a pencil and answered every last one. In fact, all but two of these questions are exactly identical.

You're Crets, ain't ya? Damn you.

[Stealth]

that's what Trivia is all about.

Trivia != unanswerable questions.

[Martinus]

Originally posted by Knight Templar
Most of those can be reasonably answered

[color=66ff00]Indeed, they're more 'comedy suggestions' than trivia.

Stryke: you rock my world.
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[Stryke 9]

Only in private, hot cheeks.

[Knight Templar]

you two need to take it to the boys bathroom

[kasperl]

mmm, trivia, mmm, homework, mmm, more important, mmm, i'll see if i can find anything tommorow, mmm.

[01010]

Originally posted by Stryke 9
Only in private, hot cheeks.

::sobs::

You betrayed me.

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Hey I'm not complaining, you know you're truely attractive when heterosexual males as well as girls find you attractive.

Unless you have something to tell us all Stryke?
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[Rictor]

heres 2 i saw on a poster/board of funny things:

the meek shall inherit the earth...if thats ok with you

beat inflation: steal