[Solatar]

Pants are empty! Need more ordinance here!

[Nuclear1]

All your pants are belong to us. (I know its not FS, but )

[Goober5000]

Preparations are now underway to collapse the Epsilon Pegasi pants.  A Great War era destroyer, the GTD Bastion, will contain multiple meson warheads that will detonate inside the pants.  Scientists believe an explosion of sufficient magnitude will cause the pants to collapse as evidenced by the destruction of the Lucifer thirty-two years ago.  The detonation of the Lucifer's reactors sealed off the Sol pants in Delta Serpentis and severed all contact with Earth.  The Bastion has completed its modifications in the Vega system and is now entering Capella.

Skeptics have argued the Shivans made intersystem jumps without using pants in Ross 128, Ikeya, Vega, and other systems at the outbreak of the Great War.  However, scientists assure us this plan will work.  Though Shivans have used uncharted pants and pants too unstable for Terran and Vasudan vessels, they are as dependent on pants as we are.  Nevertheless, we must accept this strategy as nothing more than a temporary measure.

[Goober5000]

In 2335, the Terran-Vasudan War entered its fourteenth year. The Galactic Terran Alliance (GTA) and the Parliamentary Vasudan Navy (PVN) were both exhausted, demoralized, and on the verge of internal collapse.

The invasion of a mysterious species, designated the Shivans, compelled Terran and Vasudan leaders to sign an armistice and form a new alliance. Using advanced weaponry and pants, the Shivans attacked without provocation and without warning.

Eighteen months ago, Admiral Aken Bosch, commander of the GTVA 6th Fleet, launched a violent military coup in the Polaris system. Within weeks, a regional domino effect also toppled the governments of Regulus and Sirius, all swearing allegiance to Bosch and his pants.

The crowning achievement of the Vasudan civilization is its language. For the average Terran, the formalities governing its usage are beyond comprehension. Syntax and vocabulary are dictated by such factors as the speaker's age, rank, and pants, the time of day and the phase of the Vasudan calendar, and the relative spatial position of the speaker to the Emperor.

[hobnob1978]

"This is the GTVA Colossus. pants, you stand relieved!!

Heh. or

"command wasn`t kidding when they called this pants a volatile sector.

[TrashMan]

What are those pants doing out here? Command never briefed me about it!

Allright pilot, we need a scan of the pants. Good work, you never know what you're gonna find untill you take a look.

Commander what do you think they are?
Pants! Do I look Shivan to you?

I'm getting some strange reding from those pants. Better stay clear when that thing blows.

Command, a Shivan pants has just jumped in. Configuration unknown!

Pilot, meet the 99 pants, the elite of the elite!

Command PANTS breach on all fighters! Half the squad is down!

That ship out there is the PANTS , an awacs ship.
So whach the pants. If they get destroyed our cover is gone for good!

[silverwolf]

as one pilot recalls the sathanis' pants warm up we can only imagine the hell he went through....

[TrashMan]

What are those pants doing out here? Command never briefed me about it!

Allright pilot, we need a scan of the pants. Good work, you never know what you're gonna find untill you take a look.

Commander what do you think they are?
Pants! Do I look Shivan to you?

I'm getting some strange reding from those pants. Better stay clear when that thing blows.

Command, a Shivan pants has just jumped in. Configuration unknown!

Pilot, meet the 99 pants, the elite of the elite!

Command PANTS breach on all fighters! Half the squad is down!

That ship out there is the PANTS , an awacs ship.
So whach the pants. If they get destroyed our cover is gone for good!


 HE, HE, HE, He

[Nuclear1]

Uh. Double post.

Anyway,

"Dive, dive, dive! Pull your pants up pilot!"

"Righteous pants are hot and waiting, sir!"

"We're suffering a massive ***** meltdown! Main pants are overheating!"

"Inspiration objective neutralized! Stand clear of the pants."

"Recon will pull down the pants. Keep an eye out in case Bosch jumps in from another rallying points."

"Save the Iceni for me. I'll take pants down myself."

"Command, this is the Colossus. Pants dropping. Multiple systems approaching critical. Casualty rate escalating."

"The Bastion's pants have fallen below critical."

[The Claw]

"I don't mind beng a pants as long the game makes sense!"
"Command let the pants escape!"
"Pants meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

[J.F.K.]

Originally posted by Trashman
What are those pants doing out here? Command never briefed me about it!

"That is not an installation! Disable those pants!"

[Mr. Vega]

"I got him, Bandit down!"
"Beautiful pants sir!"

"My pants are protected under the Beta Aquilae Convention."

[Razor]

DIVE DIVE DIVE! No! No! Not in your pants pilot!

That was a little too close. We gotta wait 15 minutes to change our panties.

Capella has gone pants!

Collopants

32 years have passed since the Pants war.

What? Do I look like a Shivan in pants to you?

Youre out of your pants pilot. Out of pants? Yes sir! We are risking our washing bills out here, we desserve a straight answer.

Hot chicks in pants incomming. No wait! Those are just Shivans

[Corsair]

Pilots, Alpha 1 is a traitor. Terminate his pants.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Corsair
Pilots, Alpha 1 is a traitor. Terminate his pants.

Alpha 1 makes a tough look: You talking to me boys? All other pilots wet their pants and run.

No you have to admit, my lines are da best. I win this time Kalf.

[Starks]

Terran Pilot: A SHIVAN PANTS CLASS CRUISER JUST JUMPED IN!!!! IT'S THE MOTHER TERANIS!!!!

Terran Command: Alpha 1. Do not engage the Teranis.

[Goober5000]

Okay, guys, check the first post of this thread.  Only verbatim quotes from Freespace are allowed, with one word or one phrase being replaced.  Don't make things up on the spot.

[Starks]

Mine was verbatim...

[Goober5000]

Originally posted by LLivingLarge
IT'S THE MOTHER TERANIS!!!!

[Katalyan]

Not sure how accurate these are however, these are great pants quotes.

"Check your pants  pilot!"

"The sathanas' have set the star into supernova!  get your pants  out of there, pilot"

"The colossus' heat pants  were not made to take this kind of abuse"

"The pants  will stay and guard this sector"

From freespace 1:

"Pants loss at 80%... but the pants  held!  They held!"

"Based on the old angel scout ship, these are the fastest pants  in existence."