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Offline TrashMan

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FreeSpace and Pants. Read on. . . .
Dammit, watch that friendly fire PANTS. If you get hit you won't make it back to you'r own funeral!

If my PANTS are guaranteed I'll withdraw my forces from Deneb.

Command, these PANTS seem to have some shielding on them. We can't scan the cargo!

All pants, fire for effect!

*I WIN:D *
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Razor

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If my PANTS are guaranteed I'll withdraw my forces from Deneb.

Oh you're good. You're very good. But I am better! Now pay the man! :D

 

Offline redsniper

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The GTD Galatea was destroyed with a loss of all pants
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Offline TrashMan

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Originally posted by Razor

Oh you're good. You're very good. But I am better! Now pay the man! :D



DREAM ON!;7
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Offline Mr. Vega

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"The big fish has devoured our pants!" :D

"We don't have those pants Collosus!"

"Gunnery control, open pants!"
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes

 

Offline TrashMan

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I regret your efforts to PANTS us have failed pilots...
You'll be well advised to question the PANTS of your leaders. Helm, ingage subspace PANTS.

Command, this it the Phoenicia, we're having PANTS breach on all decks. 25% of my crew is down.......

This is the final entry in the PANTS of Aken H.  Bosch......

* I AM THE LAW! * :D
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Tiara

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"Put your pants in the air!"

"Sir, sensors are picking up unidentified pants."

"Sir, the pants are on a collision course with us! ARGH! They are the dreaded kamikaze pants!"
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline J.F.K.

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"Good job scanning those pants, Alpha 1. Never know what you're going to find till you have a look."
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Offline TrashMan

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...Do we journey to the promissed PANTS, or am I leading my people in the desert, only to die....

...your lack of PANTS is typical, terran!

...this weapon is designed to punch trough enemy PANTS.....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline ZylonBane

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FreeSpace and Pants. Read on. . . .
:wtf:

Well, these are all about as funny as you'd expect from something that requires absolutely zero thought or creativity.

Don't you all have a short bus you should be catching?
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Offline TrashMan

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WRONG!:ick
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline TrashMan

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FreeSpace and Pants. Read on. . . .
You're auwfully quiet Razor....;7
Cat got your toung?
I AM DA BEST!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 
FreeSpace and Pants. Read on. . . .
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
:wtf:

Well, these are all about as funny as you'd expect from something that requires absolutely zero thought or creativity.

Don't you all have a short bus you should be catching?



if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Rayquaza?¿

 

Offline Knight Templar

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:lol:
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Too Long, Didn't Read

 

Offline Razor

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Originally posted by TrashMan
You're auwfully quiet Razor....;7
Cat got your toung?
I AM DA BEST!


Winners go quietly. :p :D

 

Offline TrashMan

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"Twelve Lucifer class destroyers can fit into his massive PANTS..."
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline SKYNET-011

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:lol: :ick
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

OMFGWTFAOLBBQBATMAN!!!!!11114111-MicroPsycho

 

Offline TrashMan

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...."And his PANTS number is over 30000"....;7
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Tiara

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"Shield perpantage down to 23 perpant! We must get out of here before the shields reach 0 perpant!"

"Sir, your pants are uploaded as requested and is awaiting your review."

"Sir, we got Admiral Pants on the line. He wants to talk to you about something called "Bosch b33r...", sir."
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:

 

Offline ZylonBane

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Originally posted by Charmande
if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
Wow, you really put me in my place there! Where do you get cool quotes like that?! Are you the guy?! I want to be the guy too!
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