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Offline Carl

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on: April 28, 2003, 02:07:11 pm
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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #1 on: April 28, 2003, 02:09:21 pm
Maybe they'll put all of them on that channel and I can get my real shows back :(
 

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Reply #2 on: April 28, 2003, 02:09:25 pm
heh, just don't watch it.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #3 on: April 28, 2003, 02:12:54 pm
We already have one in Britain, it's called "Channel 4".
  

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Reply #4 on: April 28, 2003, 02:32:55 pm
Don't wanna bother you guys but there already is such a thing. And its practically world wide. Its called "reality TV" (Quite original :doubt: ) Sure, you have to get a decoder but still, 24/7 reality :p
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #5 on: April 28, 2003, 02:37:03 pm
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Originally posted by Tiara
Don't wanna bother you guys but there already is such a thing. And its practically world wide. Its called "reality TV" (Quite original :doubt: ) Sure, you have to get a decoder but still, 24/7 reality :p


The thing that amuses me is that none of these shows has anything to do with reality.
A few D-List ex-celebrities in an imitation jungle for a week? oh yes, that happend to me yesterday I'm sure.
 
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Offline Tiara

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Reply #6 on: April 28, 2003, 02:43:15 pm
Eh, reality TV was ambulance, police, detective **** 24/7
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Reply #7 on: April 28, 2003, 02:53:30 pm
TROOPS is filmed on location with the men of the Imperial Forces
 

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Reply #8 on: April 28, 2003, 03:01:39 pm
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Don't wanna bother you guys but there already is such a thing. And its practically world wide. Its called "reality TV" (Quite original :doubt: ) Sure, you have to get a decoder but still, 24/7 reality :p

You mean people pay for watching Reality TV? Do they use it to make list of all the braindead in the country? I would.
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Reply #9 on: April 28, 2003, 03:07:23 pm
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You mean people pay for watching Reality TV? Do they use it to make list of all the braindead in the country? I would.


heh, no, it comes with the package. Its mostly the movie channels or the Asian channels people are interested in :)
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Reply #10 on: April 28, 2003, 03:08:36 pm
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We already have one in Britain, it's called "Channel 4".



Actaully, there is a "Reality TV" Channel - if you have Sky Digital, its channel 241.

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Reply #11 on: April 28, 2003, 03:13:17 pm
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Actaully, there is a "Reality TV" Channel - if you have Sky Digital, its channel 241.


My T.V viewing extends as far as The Simpsons and occasionally The Discovery Channel or MTV2. I hate T.V.
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Reply #12 on: April 28, 2003, 04:55:20 pm
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I hate T.V.


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Reply #13 on: April 28, 2003, 05:35:52 pm
*wonders if cops would be on it*

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Reply #14 on: April 28, 2003, 05:43:37 pm
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*wonders if cops would be on it*

There's always an upside...


If there is then cops wouldn't be it.
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Reply #15 on: April 28, 2003, 05:50:41 pm
dude, cops so kicks ass.
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Reply #16 on: April 28, 2003, 05:54:23 pm
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I hate T.V.


I have to agree with you there, except for the occasional Farscape/etc. rerun.
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Reply #17 on: April 28, 2003, 06:19:19 pm
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TROOPS is filmed on location with the men of the Imperial Forces

Right on diamondgeezer.  Right on!  Get on your speeders...lets go cap some annoying quasi criminals for fun :D

Reality TV is not a reflection of reality but rather a reflection of surreality...where things are immenently more interesting than actual reality.  I mean, who would want to videotap or even record my day to day doings.  Viewership would probably drop to 1 person and that person probably forgot to turn the TV off or died infront of the set.

In conclusion: Reality TV is a farce
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Reply #18 on: April 29, 2003, 01:03:38 am
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Right on diamondgeezer.  Right on!  Get on your speeders...lets go cap some annoying quasi criminals for fun :D

Reality TV is not a reflection of reality but rather a reflection of surreality...where things are immenently more interesting than actual reality.  I mean, who would want to videotap or even record my day to day doings.  Viewership would probably drop to 1 person and that person probably forgot to turn the TV off or died infront of the set.

In conclusion: Reality TV is a farce


:lol: Only you would try to reach an an orderly conclusion from those horridly messy 3-sentence paragraphs! ;) :p
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #19 on: April 29, 2003, 01:10:40 am
Well, now that long, difficult process of deciding which channel to tap the Zombifying Hypno Mind Ray into is over, and my evil army is almost ready to be on the move.


Eh, I don't even watch TV anymore. Used to follow the Simpsons and Seinfeld reruns, but the Simpsons got really, really bad (whee! Self-referential jokes and gratuitous cameos!), and it became more the one Seinfeld Rerun as opposed to any other episodes, so short of the occasional news I stopped altogether. I wanted to blow up the TV in ceremony to make it official (and test out a kickass video camera I was borrowing at the time), but people suck.
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