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Voting closed: April 28, 2003, 07:08:56 pm

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The ones that really make me laugh go like this:

"Hello, my name is [insert pathetic name here] and i have no legs and a brain tumour and my daddy beats me and my dog only has one eye and i need an opperation but i can't afford it and i'll die. For everytime you forward this email the [pathetic charity] will donate 5 cents


Ha. Nice try.

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Offline Riven

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i think they're pretty dangerous. Just imagine, virus maker gets one, list of serveral hundred address to start off with

 

Offline Vertigo1

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What's that Java page, was set up so that you'd send it to a spammer, they'd click the link, and there'd be about 100 jscript popups *****ing at them for spamming, and you had to go through all of 'em to close? I need to find that again.


You mean that "you are an idiot" site?  Dude, it also crashes their browser. :p  If they happen to be working on something memory intensive....it takes down the entire OS. :D  I know because I lost a month's worth of MAX stuff because of that damn site. (I mod a forum where that was posted.  I checked out the link to investigate complaints concerning that link...and bam!)
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Venom: That wouldn't, ah, be the HOTU version of Another World, would it?:nervous:

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Venom: That wouldn't, ah, be the HOTU version of Another World, would it?:nervous:
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HOTU?
I can just say it's a friggin old ( french :D ) game. people talked a lot about that one because of that rotoscoping stuff.
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Offline Amon_Re

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You mean this one?:p

Blah. I've still got a hard drive with Win32.Magistr on it, can't clean it off 'cos it'll kill whatever computer you plug it into to reformat it. Though I might be willing to share on a secure box.:D


Erm, you *could* make a bootdisk with fdisk & format on, boot from it & just format the drive on it, you know? BTW, plugging in an Win32.Magistr infected HD won't infect the PC *unless* an executable containing the virus (or the virus itself) is executed.

Most Win32 virusses are easilly removed if you ask me, i never had to format a HD to kill a bug :D
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Offline Stryke 9

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That wasn't just me guessing that that would be what would happen, dude. I speak from experience. The disk will share its little infection. I don't care how, I don't care why, and I don't have the time to find out before the computer locks up. I just don't use it.

 

Offline Galemp

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Sell it on eBay... :drevil:

Make sure you tell them it's a hard drive that kills computers. Then they can't sue you.
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Your evil GE:nod:
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Beh, I've got a sorta junk dealership thing going on on the side, someone tries to rip me off or somethin', I'll just, ah, find a special deal on a nice, fast, untested 15-head Maxtor 20G.:D

 

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Beh, I've got a sorta junk dealership thing going on on the side, someone tries to rip me off or somethin', I'll just, ah, find a special deal on a nice, fast, untested 15-head Maxtor 20G.:D


make sure the guy is weaker than you, and has no friends, then :doubt:
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Offline Stryke 9

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First isn't even an issue, second- hell, he's buying garbage. Computer garbage. How many friends can he ****ing have?

 

Offline Nico

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First isn't even an issue


why, you're He-man? :p
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Offline Stryke 9

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No, I'm well-armed, reasonably tough and fast when I need to be (though my punches ain't so great, and I got that bad leg to consider when stomping on a guy), and I don't meddle around with the whole not-leaving-scars thing. Hurt someone enough from the offset and they'll stop in a hurry.

 

Offline Amon_Re

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I wouldn't mind getting that drive tho ;) Could use some extra space :)

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Offline Amon_Re

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LOL :) Is that with or without the bug on it? :)

I do think however that the shipping alone to Belgium might add up to the price till it reaches the price of a new 40GB one

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Offline Stryke 9

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You pay shipping. $40 is the "I don't particularly dislike you, and don't care to dupe you into destroying your computer" price. Goes down to $10 otherwise. And, as I mentioned before, I'm not touching that ****er after what it did to my old box.

 

Offline Amon_Re

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And i still think it's just a matter booting from a bootdisk & formatting it :)

Where are you located & what brand is the drive?

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Offline Stryke 9

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Maxtor, not sure the size anymore, but it's old enough that it's not in the double-digit gigabyte range most likely. East coast of the US. Not in that order.