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Offline Razor

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Reply #20 on: May 11, 2003, 06:49:41 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
3 Megs....


Ok :blah: but the video is chopped. Oh well I saw the point. A fat man fighting with a coat hanging stick and seems to be out of control. Impressive. :rolleyes: But what I foind very hysterical about this is that his face is totally serious. The dude is really getting into the act.
 

Offline Martinus

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Reply #21 on: May 12, 2003, 08:46:23 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
well I did take the liberty of running a few more scans. I did detect noticeable amounts of crazy, along with heavy amounts of both Axe and PMS.

Evacuation Procedures have been initiated. Good day.


*activates jumpdrive*

[color=66ff00]*Sees jettison of unpowered HLP escape pod, with face of KT pressed against window manically waving and grinning*

Oh boy are you in trouble... :lol:
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Offline Razor

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Reply #22 on: May 12, 2003, 09:40:28 am
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Originally posted by Maeglamor

[color=66ff00]*Sees jettison of unpowered HLP escape pod, with face of KT pressed against window manically waving and grinning*

Oh boy are you in trouble... :lol:
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:wtf:
 

Offline CP5670

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Reply #23 on: May 12, 2003, 10:54:32 am
My brother does things like this all day; I frequently see him running around the house waving his arms around and making weird gun reports and explosion noises. :D
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #24 on: May 12, 2003, 11:56:24 am
How old is he, 35?:D

Just seen the vid. Poor misguided fool.
 

Offline Carl

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Reply #25 on: May 13, 2003, 10:32:22 am
at least he uses a stick. my lightsabers are usually imaginary. easier to manuveur.
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Offline an0n

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Reply #26 on: May 13, 2003, 10:40:43 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
well I did take the liberty of running a few more scans. I did detect noticeable amounts of crazy, along with heavy amounts of both Axe and PMS.

Evacuation Procedures have been initiated. Good day.


*activates jumpdrive*

*activates NW's new Blast-O-Matic™ 5000000 Long-Range Offensive Positron Cannons*

Fire away, T.
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #27 on: May 13, 2003, 10:45:49 am
yeah, i saw this a few days ago
 

Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #28 on: May 13, 2003, 01:20:57 pm


All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.

That's not how you Vwing!
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn
 

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Reply #29 on: May 13, 2003, 01:45:04 pm
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Originally posted by tEAbAG


All right step away you foolish amateurs, just keep back, keep out of it. The role is mine, with the acting and the groupies and the 'Luke, Like save me' with the light saber and the Vwing, Vwing, Vwiiiiing.

That's not how you Vwing!


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Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #30 on: May 13, 2003, 02:03:51 pm
I watch entirely too much TV:(
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn
 

Offline Vertigo1

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Reply #31 on: May 13, 2003, 04:16:15 pm
I think this smilie is perfect for this thread. :)



:D

(some of you may remember me posting this before...)
Gargoyles, Season 1.  Buy it, or DIE! :)

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"Because we're in a hurry!" - Professor

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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #32 on: May 13, 2003, 05:09:48 pm
Oh God..oh God....whoooo-boy! LOL!
That was hilarious as can be! Oh God! Hahahaha!


Say, did anyone else notice he is THE stereotypical geek? He's fat, has glasses, a bad haircut, and is totally obsessed with Star Wars?:D
 

Offline Galemp

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Reply #33 on: May 13, 2003, 05:12:40 pm
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Originally posted by Unknown Target
Say, did anyone else notice he is THE stereotypical geek? He's fat, has glasses, a bad haircut, and is totally obsessed with Star Wars?:D

I dub thee... DARTH GIRTH!!
Runs down list: Am I
Fat? N
Glasses? Y
Haircut? Y
Totally obsessed? N
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #34 on: May 13, 2003, 05:16:55 pm
the two best parts of the (original) movie:

1)  the grunts... you've got to turn the sound up all the way, you hear him grunting in effort and stuff

2)  the weird leg movements... particularly toward the end, he does crazy stuff with his legs, like just lifting them up for no reason :D
 

Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #35 on: May 13, 2003, 05:30:19 pm
I love the peackock movement of his head :D

BTW, the real answers to the quiz,  GalacticEmperor, are this (yes, I read the black text :p):

Fat? Y
Glasses? Y
Haircut? Y
Totally obsessed? Y
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #36 on: May 13, 2003, 05:41:25 pm
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Originally posted by Vertigo1
I think this smilie is perfect for this thread. :)



:D

(some of you may remember me posting this before...)


feh..;)
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Reply #37 on: May 14, 2003, 01:58:24 am
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Originally posted by Turnsky


feh..;)


Change it so the left dude says something about FS3. :D
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline Turnsky

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Reply #38 on: May 14, 2003, 02:22:44 am
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Originally posted by Sandwich


Change it so the left dude says something about FS3. :D


meh, foxfire first, smiley editing later..
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Offline J.F.K.

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Reply #39 on: May 15, 2003, 03:47:58 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
My brother does things like this all day; I frequently see him running around the house waving his arms around and making weird gun reports and explosion noises. :D


I think most little kids who've seen Star Wars do that... :D
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