[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Razor


You people can't really be original can ya? By the way Mr: "I am a show off" we aren't all English or Americans here you know. I asked nicely what those ICTs GCESes mean but nooooo, you guys just can't bury the hatchets can ya?

joke    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (jk)
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
Informal.
Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

v. joked, jok·ing, jokes
v. intr.
To tell or play jokes; jest.

[Yuppygoat]

Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Women = (Money)^2

Money= the root of evil

Women = (sqrt(evil))^2

Women = evil


A golden oldie.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

What's that song that ends with "Speed equals distance over time"?

[Yuppygoat]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
What's that song that ends with "Speed equals distance over time"?

"Physics, Freedom, and Finger-painting" by the Geekenoids?

[Petrarch of the VBB]

:raises eyebrow:

[Yuppygoat]

You've never heard that song?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?



x = (-b +/- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac))/2a


...Had to get that out of my system.

[kode]

wish I could get that stuff out of my system. I have a test in some pretty unfunny math tomorrow.

probably should have studied. but playing simple computer games while listening to blues is just... funnier.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Yuppygoat
Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Women = (Money)^2

Money= the root of evil

Women = (sqrt(evil))^2

Women = evil


A golden oldie.

That is sooo freakin true. I don't get it. Today, women are just interested in men with power (loads of money, cars, in other words, bunch of material possesions). What happened to things like respect and such? I mean, today even a rich nerd has better chances of getting a hot girl than us ordinary types.
Yeah conclusion is, women are sticking to money like flies to glue.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Yes, it is called capitalism.

[Joey_21]

Originally posted by Yuppygoat
You've never heard that song?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?



x = (-b +/- sqrt(b^2 - 4ac))/2a


...Had to get that out of my system.

f'(x) = lim*****f(x+Dx) - f(x)
*****Dx -> 0* ----------------
****************Dx



Just had to get that out of my system.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Zeronet


joke    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (jk)

Oh of course.
The last best resort. The " I was just joking" line.

[Razor]

Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
Yes, it is called capitalism.

Affirmative. Is it just me or do we have to... like,... pay?

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Paying I don't mind, paying so much that it cripples you is what pisses me off. And women being attracted to money rather than anything else, that shows exactly what is wrong with this commercialist society that afflicts the world today.

[Yuppygoat]

Originally posted by Joey_21


f'(x) = lim*****f(x+Dx) - f(x)
*****Dx -> 0* ----------------
****************Dx



Just had to get that out of my system.

Yes, but you can't sing the derivative formula! Quadratic fromula is well put to music(sing to all around the mulberry bush):

X equals negaitve B plus or minus the square root
Of b squared minus 4 A C
All over 2 A!


I never actually USE "the limit formula" (as my teacher calls it) there is (almost) always an easier way.

[Zeronet]

Originally posted by Razor


Oh of course.
The last best resort. The " I was just joking" line.

It seems english is not the only thing your mind fails to grasp, basic intelligence is also something you seem to struggle with. Might i recommend you relate back to the article from which this fartical confrontation originated and look at several key phrases.

I cannot explain to you, in simple enough terms for your mind to comprehend the meaning of my post. I advise you to simply stand in awe of its brilliance.

To most, its clearly sattire. Not basic sarcasm. To you, it seems beyond your capacity to understand the true complexity of the language i have used to so articulate my reasoning. You see, the use of the 'complex' language was in basic terms, the joke itself, i had no time to fully explain that a GSCE is a qualitification, so i simply decided to humour myself with a post portraying my post as akin to the heavens themselves.

[Yuppygoat]

Originally posted by Zeronet


It seems english is not the only thing your mind fails to grasp, basic intelligence is also something you seem to struggle with. Might i recommend you relate back to the article from which this fartical confrontation originated and look at several key phrases.



To most, its clearly sattire. Not basic sarcasm. To you, it seems beyond your capacity to understand the true complexity of the language i have used to so articulate my reasoning. You see, the use of the 'complex' language was in basic terms, the joke itself, i had no time to fully explain that a GSCE is a qualitification, so i simply decided to humour myself with a post portraying my post as akin to the heavens themselves.

[Samual L. Jackson] LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON ZERONET! You're one smart Motha' ****er, that's right![/Samual L. Jackson]

[Razor]

Originally posted by Joey_21


f'(x) = lim*****f(x+Dx) - f(x)
*****Dx -> 0* ----------------
****************Dx



Just had to get that out of my system.

Wow. Derivations.

I don't really like this subject. Tomorrow I am taking a math test. The topic is: Probability and statistics. *Waits for CP to throw in a brain killing formula and an unavoidable

[CP5670]

Yes, but you can't sing the derivative formula! Quadratic fromula is well put to music(sing to all around the mulberry bush):

X equals negaitve B plus or minus the square root
Of b squared minus 4 A C
All over 2 A!

How about the cubic or quartic formulas? although you would probably be singing for a while...

Waits for CP to throw in a brain killing formula and an unavoidable

sure thing...

[Tiara]

Originally posted by Yuppygoat
Women = Time * Money

Time = Money

Women = (Money)^2

Money= the root of evil

Women = (sqrt(evil))^2

Women = evil


A golden oldie.

Originally posted by Razor

That is sooo freakin true. I don't get it. Today, women are just interested in men with power (loads of money, cars, in other words, bunch of material possesions). What happened to things like respect and such? I mean, today even a rich nerd has better chances of getting a hot girl than us ordinary types.
Yeah conclusion is, women are sticking to money like flies to glue.

You guys just SO want to die don't you?

*cough*

*prepares*

[size=18326138613]GENERELIZATION
IS A *****![/size]

(<- see this smilie? It means that it wasn't meant offensively)

[Joey_21]

Originally posted by Yuppygoat

Money= the root of evil

Women = (sqrt(evil))^2

This part of the proof I find disputable... the money's "root" isn't necessarily the "square root" of money. What if it's the cube root? Or the fourth root? There are so many nth roots that the root of money could be.