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Offline Stunaep

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The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
on: May 24, 2003, 11:57:58 am
In the good tradition of HLP, the Eurovision Song Contest 2003 (that now officially hasn't got anything to do with singing) will be reviewed, bashed, gushed, and generally portrayed here. Welcome everyone, I'm Stu, your host for this evening, and on my right, frantically playing Diablo II, is Ukulele/Teno'/The Friend Of The Plumber Guy/The Man With The Dog/Any Other Deeply Insultive Name.

Now, the indescriptevily name Song Contest is still 4 hours away, so feel free to post pictures of horny lesbians kissing on the meantime.

Admins, please, refrain from locking this thread until 0200 hours, EST.
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Reply #1 on: May 24, 2003, 12:15:24 pm
Well, its become a tradition to watch the Eurovision ala Terry Wogan. Its always fun to listen to his comments. Though you are right, the song contest that has NOTHING to do with singing!
Sorry, I don't have any pics of lesbians kissing but if you play Niobe in ETM you get to see Jada Pinkett Smith kiss the French woman from Matrix Reloaded! TWICE! :D
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Offline Ulundel

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Reply #2 on: May 24, 2003, 12:18:19 pm
Wooyah! I'm here!

*makes a note about Stus grandma who is obviously dead/stuck in the elevator shaft*

Anyways, I think now is the time to place our bets on what will happen with the lesbian couple.
 

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Reply #3 on: May 24, 2003, 12:19:28 pm
Tsk, almost forgot...

 

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Reply #4 on: May 24, 2003, 12:21:08 pm
*makes note that Teno' thinks that 8+8=12*


My bet's on that they can't even perform their song, try to kiss themselves, at end up like Pugatcheva in '94

Of course, the Russian delegation did ask if they could perform in the nude. The EBU councilor (estonian, btw), said that it wasn't

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Conceptually necessary


damn him.
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The Eurovision Song Contest 2003 Thread (no culture involved)
Reply #5 on: May 24, 2003, 12:21:59 pm
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce

Sorry, I don't have any pics of lesbians kissing but if you play Niobe in ETM you get to see Jada Pinkett Smith kiss the French woman from Matrix Reloaded! TWICE! :D

[size=8] BOOBIES!!!![/size]
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Reply #6 on: May 24, 2003, 12:42:07 pm
for you people outside europe that are interested in this, there's going to be a web broadcast of it too, as usual.
http://www.eurovision.tv/public/index_en.html
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #7 on: May 24, 2003, 12:43:57 pm
How unfortunate.

And speaking of Terry Wogan, b3ta are running a contest, "The Adventures of Terry Wogan's Wig"
 

Offline kasperl

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Reply #8 on: May 24, 2003, 12:44:12 pm
that's good, since my TV is oposite to my PC, so i can't watch both at te same time.
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Reply #9 on: May 24, 2003, 12:45:11 pm
those 2 were suposed to get married if they win the contest or sumting lol
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Reply #10 on: May 24, 2003, 12:49:01 pm
If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.





I didn't say that.:nervous:
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Reply #11 on: May 24, 2003, 12:52:35 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
If they do that, then I'll marry Teno's dog.

will hold you to that!
edit:

before this starts, we need something to do, right?
« Last Edit: May 24, 2003, 12:55:30 pm by 936 »
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Reply #12 on: May 24, 2003, 12:56:32 pm
*put's on black glasses*
*pulls out deneuralizer*

You have not heard anything about Teno's dog. You have heard nothing about two lesbians who prefer to have sex instead of rehearsing their song. You will, however, go home, find a boyscout, and send him on a plane to Abu Dhabi

*flash*
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #13 on: May 24, 2003, 12:57:39 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*put's on black glasses*
*pulls out deneuralizer*

You have not heard anything about Teno's dog. You have heard nothing about two lesbians who prefer to have sex instead of rehearsing their song. You will, however, go home, find a boyscout, and send him on a plane to Abu Dhabi

*flash*

your suppsoed to say that _after_ the flash.
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Reply #14 on: May 24, 2003, 01:04:34 pm
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your suppsoed to say that _after_ the flash.


Word.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #15 on: May 24, 2003, 01:12:23 pm
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Originally posted by Ashrak


Word.


uh?

BTW, when is this starting, exactly?
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Reply #16 on: May 24, 2003, 01:15:01 pm
Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!

Terryweloveyou!!!!!Wooooooo!!!!!!!!
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Reply #17 on: May 24, 2003, 01:16:24 pm
*checks the TV-guide, that unlike the american popular magazine isn't named TV-Guide*

2200 EST.
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Reply #18 on: May 24, 2003, 01:18:07 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan! Wogan!

Terryweloveyou!!!!!Wooooooo!!!!!!!!

That's the an0n I know.
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #19 on: May 24, 2003, 01:27:13 pm
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Originally posted by Stunaep
*checks the TV-guide, that unlike the american popular magazine isn't named TV-Guide*

2200 EST.


EST?

o boy, that's 03:00 over here. that can't be right.

edit:

make that 04:00, imust have made a mistake calculating.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2003, 01:32:12 pm by 936 »
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