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Offline Stunaep

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Stu's Mentally Unstable Rant of the Day
So here's this concert I've been waiting for a month. It features one of the best classical music pieces I've ever heard ( Franck's Symphony in D-minor), the French National Orchestra, and Kurt Masour, who is about the best conductor since Herbert von Karajan.

So there's this dudette who gets me tickets to the concerts, free of charge. She promised me two for this one too.

So I buy the record based on the good things I've heard about that particular symphony, I like, I like it like hell, I clear my timetable for the next 2 weeks, postponing everything until further notice, hell, I even clear my girlfriends timetable for the next months (in true Godfather style), I anxiously wait for this thursday and then....

The dudette comes and sais SHE FORGOT to book the tickets. AFTER I HAD REMINDED HER THAT FOR TWO WEEKS RUNNING, 3 TIMES A DAY!

Of course I could always buy the tickets, you say. Well, guess what: The Tickets were SOLD OUT FIVE HOURS before I arrived at the store.

PERHAPS next time, I will FORGET her cat in the dishwasher, or I might FORGET that toasters don't work well in water, or I might FORGET, that murder is a crime!!!!!

Now If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go and BANG my little brother's HEAD against the FLOOR, until his BRAINS fall out through his ANUS.
this would of course be significantly easier if I had a little brother

Bottom line: Life sucks.
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Offline aldo_14

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Stu's Mentally Unstable Rant of the Day
ytou think that's bad?

i'm home alone for a week, and i just messed up my second dinner (the first one was a pizza), the spagetti is a goo, the courgettes burned, and it al tastes like [insert curse word here].
on top of that, the pan in wich those vegetables burned is going to take at least half an hour to get clean, and i've got a test tommorow wich might decide wheter i pass this year or not, and i still have mountains of studying to do.


life sucks.

edit: i just remembered i ran out of dishwashing liquid an hour ago, how the hell am im going to get that plan clean now?
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Offline aldo_14

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Quote
Originally posted by kasperl
ytou think that's bad?

i'm home alone for a week, and i just messed up my second dinner (the first one was a pizza), the spagetti is a goo, the courgettes burned, and it al tastes like [insert curse word here].
on top of that, the pan in wich those vegetables burned is going to take at least half an hour to get clean, and i've got a test tommorow wich might decide wheter i pass this year or not, and i still have mountains of studying to do.


life sucks.

edit: i just remembered i ran out of dishwashing liquid an hour ago, how the hell am im going to get that plan clean now?


Ach, just fill it full of water, shove it in the sink and leave it for a coupla days.  That'll sort the bugger out.

 
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Ach, just fill it full of water, shove it in the sink and leave it for a coupla days.  That'll sort the bugger out.


that's an option, except that i might need it in the meantime, great. i'll try the dishwasher, i still have tablets for that thing

btw, how do i wash anything at all when i'm out of washing up liquid? especially things that ar not dishwahser safe.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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How hard can it be to cook something?

Just get a load of frozen chips, fish, chicken and stuff. They almost all take 20 mins in the oven. Simple!

 
Stu's Mentally Unstable Rant of the Day
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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
How hard can it be to cook something?

Just get a load of frozen chips, fish, chicken and stuff. They almost all take 20 mins in the oven. Simple!

i'd like to be healthy.


also, it went perfectly, but the darn stuff burnt the last minute, and then i cured that i was late for the spaghetti wich went gooy.

great, tommorow will be leftover spaghetti from today, some eggplant (how do you even cook those?), and something else i get out of the freazer.

i'm eatting high qualtiy gourmet here :doubt:
edit:

i just cleaned out the mess, it wasn't as bad as i thought. i threw all of it in the dishwahser, and it looks like it might even get clean.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2003, 01:59:06 pm by 936 »
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Offline diamondgeezer

Stu's Mentally Unstable Rant of the Day
I'm seriously considering doing some cooking soon, I've eaten far too much take away recently. I'm thinking... chinese chicken or something like that

 

Offline aldo_14

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coo.....king?

 

Offline 01010

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Wow, if you truly think your life sucks cause you burnt a meal, you have some studying to do and you have the house to yourself all week then I wish I had your life.
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Offline Stryke 9

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And someone missed a concert because they didn't want to pay for it.

Yeah, those guys picking their dinners out of trash heaps and being shot at in Afghanistan and Somalia must be cryin' their eyes out at your horrible, unbearably cruel fates.

Stu: Yet further evidence that classical music breeds violence. Clockwork Orange, anyone?

  

Offline diamondgeezer

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Originally posted by aldo_14
coo.....king?

Phoned for a kebab delivery in the end :nod:

 

Offline Stealth

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here's an even worse scenario... yesterday i installed one of my 15s, on the 200W amp built into the premier head unit...  ran it for 15 minutes.

my battery is so weak now, that when i put on a signal (indicator), the radio cuts out COMPLETELY.  haha

 

Offline CP5670

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I have actually had a really good last week; found a whole bunch of really cool new PF/MF formulas and got some PI stuff done as well.

 

Offline Stunaep

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PIE! WOHOO!

oh... not that kind of pie... *kills CP with a straw*
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Offline TrashMan

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Stu's Mentally Unstable Rant of the Day
You think you have it bad?:ha:

My tipical week:

Arrive home friday afternoon (sometimes saturday).
House in the uproar.. tourist season is about to start, so major house remodeling is in progress, and naturally I have to help.
Carrying stuff around, cleaning, painting, etc...

I turn on my PC and start modeling... my mother comes in and the usual "why aren't you learning?" routine start. My father swears around, for he needs the phone and I'm on the internet. Half the DOTA team is ICQ-ing me, asking for instructions, and leaders of other mods are allso (sometimes) on my back...
I have to take the dog for a walk, but have to watch out for the local drug dealer and his killer dog (whom he walks without chain, and that dog killed/injured several other dogs recently- and yeah, I carry a big stick just in case...against 300kg of jaw and muscle).

Monday morning - preparing to leave for Split ( a nearby city) and colleauge. There's construction going on the main road, so the bus isn't entering Baska Voda (my home town). Have to catch it on the next bus station which is 2km up hill!
I arrive in Split in "my" apartment...
My roommate (who is allso my cousin and owns the apartment) is there 2 days in a week and tends to go on my nerves often...
I spend half the day at college then run off to do lab excercises and off again for toutoring... My professors bug me for not beeing here all the time, I'm in danger of loosing a signature or two in my index, my toutor bugs me for not practicing enough (alltoug he tutors me in 2 different maths), I come to the lab excercise tired and brain-dead..like a zombie...and get kicked out of the excercise...
I bring a friend of mine(who broken his spineand now can't move his legs) a CD with FS stuff I burned, but his CD-rom won't read it...for the 7'th time (jes, I brought him 7 cd's..none worked..)
I come to the apartment, make supper, solve math and watch tv (Star Trek - tng) and kill a spider (or a roach if I find any)...and then go to bed....
REPEAT THIS........again.....again....
:hopping:
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Offline Turnsky

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geez dude, sounds like you have your very own personal hell right there...

taking the bus ain't fun... try it sometime with it full of screaming primary school children and you've got a migraine...:hopping:  lovely let me tell you... and this is first thing in the morning mind you.....
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Offline Knight Templar

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Bah, you guys think you have it so bad.

I have a pyschotic mother and spent half of my memorial day weekend in solitary confinement :doubt: (On top of the regular **** that assaults me eavh day I wake up.)
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Offline TrashMan

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Oh yeah...
Well my mother is workoholic and she cleans the house even when it's not needed. And then bugs you with the "why don't you help?" routine. The "You don't have to do that" reply doesn't work here....

You didn't play soccer and ended up making a auto-goal and breaking your ligament...

You didnt....Ups...:eek2: What the hell am I doing? Better stop now while I have some dignity left!... Good that i left out all the bad stuff....

* YOU DIDN'T READ THIS POST*
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Offline Nico

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"smile, smile!"
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