Author Topic: How to become an evil genius!  (Read 1609 times)

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Offline Stryke 9

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How to become an evil genius!
Anyone who needs an instructional manual is by definition not cut out for any position involving either evil or genius.

Well, maybe "henchman", but they're not supposed to be literate ideally. Get too many damfool ideas in their head, like looking for profitable employment where one is not fed to the robotic giant squid as a punishment for failure.

 

Offline Solatar

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That's why it's on stupidness.net :D

 

Offline an0n

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How to become an evil genius!
Who the **** is Solatar?

This name-changing **** is getting really old, really fast. You only change your god-damn name if you get banned. It's not that difficult a concept to understand.

Anyway, I agree with Stryke, anyone needing instructions on being evil is inherantly gay and as such can only be evil in a blasphemous kinda way.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline SKYNET-011

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Solatar=Hades

I think...
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

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Offline an0n

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Yeah. He had those avatars so I'm inclined to believe that.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com

 

Offline Solatar

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...I'm Hades...I've had this name for a pretty long time.

 

Offline Sesquipedalian

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Actually, he's the one who pretty much started the recent spate of name-changes.
Sesqu... Sesqui... what?
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Offline TrashMan

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How to become an evil genius!
YEEEEEES! YES!  Buhahahhahahahaha:devil:
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Solatar

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Quote
Originally posted by Sesquipedalian
Actually, he's the one who pretty much started the recent spate of name-changes.


I had a reason though, it wasn't just a fancy.
Hades gave me too much of a gothic/black hat computer hacker sort of name. I had to change it, even if it was just to Lulu or something. If other people want to do it, that isn't my fault, or my problem.

  

Offline Dark_4ce

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Well, I have a cave... I have a "secret project" and I do intend to manipulate the world at large with it. I don't have an Nemesis anymore. I beat the **** out of him at the army, so the issue is resolved now. I even got my Ferret henchman! Well, I guess all I have to do is threaten the president for 1 billion €! Eh heh... heheh.... heheheheheh..... MUAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!:drevil:
I have returned... Again...

 

Offline TrashMan

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Oh yeah.....?!

We'll threaten him for 2 billion!:drevil:
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!