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Offline Mr Carrot

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British Customs/American Customs
Reply #40 on: May 30, 2003, 09:04:13 am
yeah it hasnt rained for 2 days im getting rain withdrawl symptoms.
 

Offline kasperl

British Customs/American Customs
Reply #41 on: May 30, 2003, 09:14:02 am
ugh, ít's completely unreasonable hot out here. i get cranky above 20C, very lazy and very cranky above 25C, and above 30C, you can scrape me of the floor. i think we're at 25 out here, to lazy to go to a thermometer.

furthermore, i've got 2 american and 2 dutch tax reports to finish foir school before monday, plus a comparison between the us and dutch social security systems.

bottom line:  it's to darn hot.


as for customs, i've got a funny text lyting around here, about what would happen if you'd put a woman and 2 men from a certain country on a island after a shipwreck. i'll translate it later.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #42 on: May 30, 2003, 09:14:30 am
Actually, it seems much cooler today, but that might be just because I haven't left the house all day.
 

Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #43 on: May 30, 2003, 09:19:59 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

But do you have coffeeshops on every corner or can you smoke pot in front of the police without being thrown in jail with a big black dude as your bunk mate? :D


I've smoked in front of cops before and I live in the States, but thats just just because of my natural invisiblity.(Must have some ninja in my blood;) )

Do you guys give people the finger over there?  I thought I heard that you had something else that means basicly the same thing.
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #44 on: May 30, 2003, 09:23:47 am
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Originally posted by tEAbAG


Do you guys give people the finger over there?  I thought I heard that you had something else that means basicly the same thing.


Middle finger?
http://www.stuntman.fi/htm/tuotteet/liput/lippu28.jpg

Or index and middle finger, with the nails to the front?
« Last Edit: May 30, 2003, 09:26:27 am by 536 »
 

Offline Zeronet

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Reply #45 on: May 30, 2003, 09:45:55 am
Quote
Originally posted by Joey_21


Brits say "maths"
Americans say "mathematics"

Now who's more proper? :p :D


Actually, both are correct in Britian.

Quote
Originally posted by Tiara

But do you have coffeeshops on every corner or can you smoke pot in front of the police without being thrown in jail with a big black dude as your bunk mate?


Isn't there a new law being passed that'll in essense, make it so its illegal to smoke in a coffee shop?
Got Ether?
 

Offline Tiara

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British Customs/American Customs
Reply #46 on: May 30, 2003, 09:55:12 am
Quote
Originally posted by Zeronet

Isn't there a new law being passed that'll in essense, make it so its illegal to smoke in a coffee shop?

Yeah, but I highly doubt it'll be enforced as it also means cops can't smoke while on duty (thats what I've heard).

And besides, this is what one of the coffeeshop owners told:

"No smoking? SPACECAKE FOR ALL!"

But I am 100% sure that this law will utterly fail as absolutely nobody besides some stupid assholes in the new government wants this :p

EDIT: And if you can't smoke inside, they'll do it outdoors and people won't be happy with that :p
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #47 on: May 30, 2003, 10:03:15 am
Wait, Wait, hold the fu*k on for one minute!
Are you saying that right now that Dutch cops can smoke pot on duty?
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn
  

Offline Tiara

  • Mrs. T, foo'!
  • 210
British Customs/American Customs
Reply #48 on: May 30, 2003, 10:07:28 am
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Originally posted by tEAbAG
Wait, Wait, hold the fu*k on for one minute!
Are you saying that right now that Dutch cops can smoke pot on duty?

...

No... just smoke... no pot
I AM GOD! AND I SHALL SMITE THEE!



...because I can :drevil:
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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British Customs/American Customs
Reply #49 on: May 30, 2003, 10:09:07 am
Shame.

"Is there a problem, officer?"
"[slighly distant and a bit slurred speech]No problem at all, just wondered if you've got a bong we can borrow."
 

Offline kasperl

British Customs/American Customs
Reply #50 on: May 30, 2003, 10:21:56 am
well, exactly, the law is about smoking in public areas, and i pretty good IMHO. you can't smoke unless there's a none smoker section wich covers at least 30% of the total room, and has it's own fully seperated ventialtion section from the smokers room.
just another newbie without any modding, FREDding or real programming experience

you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Rampage

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Reply #51 on: May 30, 2003, 10:36:31 am
We're getting off topic.  When did liberal Holland come into the picture????

Anyway:

Britain:  Betting on Horse Derbys
America:  Betting and Lose in Las Vegas
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #52 on: May 30, 2003, 10:39:26 am
England - Phrases such as "cauliflower ear"
America - Phrases such as "bet your ass"
 

Offline Mr Carrot

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Reply #53 on: May 30, 2003, 10:56:39 am
We have califlower ear cos in america they play rugby with 500 lbs of kevlar and ballistic helmets, the big poofs.
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #54 on: May 30, 2003, 10:57:21 am
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Originally posted by Tiara

Yeah, but I highly doubt it'll be enforced as it also means cops can't smoke while on duty (thats what I've heard).

And besides, this is what one of the coffeeshop owners told:

"No smoking? SPACECAKE FOR ALL!"

But I am 100% sure that this law will utterly fail as absolutely nobody besides some stupid assholes in the new government wants this :p

EDIT: And if you can't smoke inside, they'll do it outdoors and people won't be happy with that :p


Spacecakes are nice, I had one last year at Reading festival and I vaguely remember the rest of the day after that. I think I saw Weezer :)
What frequency are you getting? Is it noise or sweet sweet music? - Refused - Liberation Frequency.
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #55 on: May 30, 2003, 11:41:51 am
TOO ****ING HOT IN LEICESTER, I'M MEELTIIIING
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #56 on: May 30, 2003, 11:47:22 am
Too ****ing hot everywhere! Even West Yorkshire!

It should be raining. A Lot. It should be 15 degrees below absolute zero, but no! It has to be too bloody hot.
 

Offline diamondgeezer

British Customs/American Customs
Reply #57 on: May 30, 2003, 11:59:48 am
Work was a bloody nightmare today, 'twas akin to a sauna. They put skylights in the roof to let the light in, but they don't open so the heat can't get out. Bastards.

I hate summer so much. It's hot, it's long and it's too cheerful. I'm going to recreate Sean Connery's weather machine thingy and plunge this fair and sceptered isle in to eternal winter. Well, all of it except West Yorkshire.
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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British Customs/American Customs
Reply #58 on: May 30, 2003, 12:09:05 pm
Noooo! Doomed to spend summer in the heat!
 

Offline diamondgeezer

British Customs/American Customs
Reply #59 on: May 30, 2003, 12:32:54 pm
Time to play 'Summer in the City'


*fires up Winamp*
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