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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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I've just been playing OFP online, and in this mission I was squad commander, and driver of a BMP.
I spent about five minutes getting the squad ready, with the right weapons, and then into this BMP. I set off, and within 3 seconds ran over a mine, killing the lot of us.

I, am a fool.

 

Offline aldo_14

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*Claps slowly*

Incidentally, what connection speed are you on?  I've wanted to play OFP onlien for ages but, only having 56k, I've never really been able to get online.

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Offline aldo_14

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Originally posted by Petrarch of the VBB
512k:D


Shut it.  I feel enough of a bandwidth leper as is :p

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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You must be feeling the wrong part, then.:D

 

Offline Pera

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Once I managed to kill my entire squad by shooting down a chopper that then promptly fell right on top of the truck where everyone else was waiting.

I laughed, they didn't.

Edit: In Operation Flashpoint, of course. What were you thinking?
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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I'm going to have to play OFP more often, it's bloody incredible online!

 

Offline Darkage

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I once sniped my squad leader and a 2 other players. Because a law was shot by one of them and came next to me so i started firing, they didn't like it:D

Also once shot down a cobra with a Sabot shell from the abram:D
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Offline Thorn

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I'll stick to Battlefield 1942 - Desert Combat mod...
I didnt like OFP that much, and you can do a lot of the same things with BF1942..

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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But OFP has more of a plot to it.

 

Offline Thorn

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I didnt like the plot all that much...

 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Meh, fair enough.

 

Offline Turnsky

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Originally posted by aldo_14


Shut it.  I feel enough of a bandwidth leper as is :p


i'm guessing you're still on a 56k then;)

me, i've never really played OFP much(never bothered buying it) squad-based combat is never really my thing, i always preferred the 'ol "run and gun" method, where you shoot some, shoot some more, and perhaps later on ask a question or two:p
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Offline Thorn

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Thats what I like about BF1842 :D Especially with the Desert Combat Mod. Just grab an Apache or a A-10 and go harass some tanks....

 

Offline Stryke 9

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It's better to go for the pilot section than the motor or fuel tank, reduces the probability of the thing coming straight down on you. At least, when you're talking real helicopters. Dunno if they have that coded yet.

Oh, and don't ask. Damn ABC Traffic Watch...

 

Offline Turnsky

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helo-skeet shooting are we?:p
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Offline Stryke 9

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You do not make annoying buzzing sounds in my ear when they're playing Bush on the radio.

 

Offline Turnsky

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i have the same problem with mozzies when i'm trying to sleep:p


PULL!
-BANG!-
PULL!
-BANG-
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Offline Stryke 9

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See, there's where I don't agree. Sleep's overrated. That's when they come to experiment on you anyway.

 

Offline Turnsky

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still, it's fun trying to shoot mozzies with a paintball gun
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