[Turnsky]

http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

EDIT:..
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000

[an0n]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 100 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[Darkage]

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £2000

[Petrarch of the VBB]

I just answered yes to everything, and so got:

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[Turnsky]

suits you to a T Petrarch:p

[Sandwich]

In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Weird ratio of years:fine...

[Turnsky]

this is what you get when you answer 'maybe' for every question

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[Nico]

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000


heh. that said, what I've done that would be ilegal in other countries is not in France.
sucks to live in Indonesia, heh?

[Taristin]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000

[mikhael]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Oh and Sandwich, there is SO no way you got an honestly perfect score. You're getting decapitated in Indonesia at least. After all, there's only two kinds: those who get decapitated and those who lie about it.  Probably convicted for pr0n in Singapore too.

[J.F.K.]

Originally posted by Sandwich
In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Weird ratio of years:fine...

I got the same as you, Sandwich... nuts, I really shouldn't have thrown that ball!

[Nico]

Originally posted by mikhael
...

I dunno who that guy is, but it is certain I would rather cut my arm than being locked in the same jail as a guy called Harry the Horse

[Stealth]

Have you ever masturbated?


You are fine in the UK, but in Indonesia the punishment is decapitation!

that's plain out bull****.  decapitation for masturbating?  there'd be no males over the age of 12 in indonesia if that was true.

anoter bull**** answer:

Ever seen a naked mannequin?


One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy.

whoever made this is pulling answers out of his ass.
either that or the UK sucks.

[01010]

Originally posted by Stealth


whoever made this is pulling answers out of his ass.
either that or the UK sucks.

Way to make a sweeping generalisation about a country based solely on unenforced laws Batman.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Indeed. There are all sorts of crazed laws in Britain, but they are relics from centuries ago.
For instance, until recently there was still a death penalty for starting a fire in a Naval Dockyard.

[karajorma]

We're talking about weird laws that no one has bothered to repeal rather than laws that are actually enforced.

It's like the one about Hackney Carriage drivers (Black cab drivers to you non brits) having to keep a bale of hay in the boot by law. The law was passed when they were pulled by horses and was never repealed.

[beatspete]

...its not illegal in scotland to go sea-fishing on a sunday

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

[Unknown Target]

I'm a little angel

I got a maxmum fine of 0 dollars, and a sentence of 5 years.

[Blue Lion]

Angel
Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0

Yet....I clicked yes to some, oh well

[Petrarch of the VBB]

Originally posted by karajorma
We're talking about weird laws that no one has bothered to repeal rather than laws that are actually enforced.

It's like the one about Hackney Carriage drivers (Black cab drivers to you non brits) having to keep a bale of hay in the boot by law. The law was passed when they were pulled by horses and was never repealed.

I quite like the one about shooting a Scotsman within the walls of York. Any of you Scots fancy a trip to York tomorrow?