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Offline Sandwich

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[q]My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night.

Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun.

One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home.

She said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house?"

Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know! He said, 'Holy ****!! A talking pig!'"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.[/q]
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This is a child with full knowledge of life. He knew that a pig cannot speak.

What's the nationality of that pig? He's an English? Because he could spoke it well, especially for a pig. I know it is very difficult to teach a language to a pig .... you are expressing grammar and he says: broooaaaffff.
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A straw house in England? get real dude :p
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Saw it just this week on the newspaper. Weird.

 

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A straw house in England? get real dude :p


Yeah, shouldnt it be like a castle or something. And shouldnt your name have some sort of unecessary "e" at the end, like Knighte Templar. And whats with this "bye" stuff. What happened to "cheers", or "cheerio", or "dont sweat the bollocks"?

 

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:wtf: are you on?
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@ Rictor:  Because KT is American.
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Offline Knight Templar

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I guess I need to catch up on my english culture.

*goes to download monty python movies*
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Don't worry. He's been like that at least since the last politics thread.:lol:

 

Offline Rictor

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Nah, actually thats from Homestarrunner.com, suprised no one noticed...well except the castles bit, that was mine.

And KT, you are no longer American. You are now English, so that my comments can remain witty:D :D
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Nah, actually thats from Homestarrunner.com, suprised no one noticed...well except the castles bit, that was mine.



oh. That explains it then. :blah:
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Offline Rictor

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As you can see, I have quite a liking for the Brits

Anyways, back offtopic, Homestarrunner rocks. Funny stuff  man. Oh yeah, the pigs story too:yes: :yes: