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Offline Stunaep

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I want to fry teno's testicles in the microwave/Windows XP serious problem.
on: July 07, 2003, 12:29:50 pm
I loaned my copy of WinXP to Teno'. He needed an opsys for a month until he could get a semi-legal version of WinMe.

I got I virus. I reformated. I got my copy of WinXP back. I reinstalled.

I found out that Teno' had lost the Windows XP Product Key.

I just ran out of my 30-day trial period.

I called Microsoft Tech Support.

They politely told me to **** off and buy another one.

I politely told them that this would be the same as having to buy a new car when you lose your car-keys.

They politely hung up.






Legal/Semi-legal/Punishable by law suggestions?

Preferably the first two, I don't want to be banned.
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #1 on: July 07, 2003, 12:32:10 pm
ah, perfect time to find yourself a linux distro then! :D
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #2 on: July 07, 2003, 12:34:38 pm
I'll rather dance in the streets nude, hoping that someone'll give me the $150 I need for a new copy
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #3 on: July 07, 2003, 12:40:02 pm
wow, quite an amazing level of commitment to Windows XP......

WinXP: "Do you love me Stu?"
Stu: "I'd dance in the street nude for you dear"
WinXP: "Oh, stu"

;)
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #4 on: July 07, 2003, 12:43:56 pm
I don't love XP, I just have profound hatred towards systems that don't run either Freespace nor 3ds Max.

That, and I paid $150 for XP.
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Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #5 on: July 07, 2003, 12:48:25 pm
humour, a lovely word, no?

anyway, just to be argumentative, freespace 2 has been ported to linux (I don't think there are any binaries available though) iirc and if you want a 3d graphics suite you can grab maya, XSI or blender....
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #6 on: July 07, 2003, 12:52:44 pm
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humour, a lovely word, no?


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blender

indeed.

sorry. I'm in 'very bad mood' mode atm.
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Offline LtNarol

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Reply #7 on: July 07, 2003, 12:53:06 pm
go make teno find a solution, and threaten to shove his testicles in the microwave if he doesn't ;)
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #8 on: July 07, 2003, 12:58:10 pm
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go make teno find a solution, and threaten to shove his testicles in the microwave if he doesn't ;)


done and done.

he has miracolously disappeared from the country after that.
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Offline LtNarol

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Reply #9 on: July 07, 2003, 01:01:04 pm
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he has miracolously disappeared from the country after that.
So call the CIA and tell them teno has some information for them, they'll track him down for ya ;)
 

Offline Stealth

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Reply #10 on: July 07, 2003, 01:08:32 pm
XP serial?  PM me
 

Offline Kamikaze

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Reply #11 on: July 07, 2003, 01:09:01 pm
Does the CIA accept requests like that outside o' the states? And I thought you had to bribe them ungodly amounts to do that..... :p
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Reply #12 on: July 07, 2003, 01:23:26 pm
just tell them that Al Qaeda has set up a new branch in Estonia, and Teno of Twelve is the leader
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #13 on: July 07, 2003, 01:29:43 pm
Hey, I want my XP working, not the entire country nuked.:p
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Offline Ashrak

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Reply #14 on: July 07, 2003, 03:06:52 pm
stupid idea ... get a keygen :) pliz dont ban me lol
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Offline Carl

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Reply #15 on: July 07, 2003, 03:14:24 pm
make teno buy you a new one. duh.
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Offline Stunaep

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Reply #16 on: July 07, 2003, 03:31:19 pm
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stupid idea ... get a keygen :) pliz dont ban me lol

There are no real keygens for XP. Only thing they do is circulate a number of mostly false keys.
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Offline Martinus

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Reply #17 on: July 07, 2003, 03:37:15 pm
[color=66ff00]I've heard that keygens for XP are very hit and miss. Since you paid for the product and since M$ are a bunch of ****heads I'd say you're well within your rights to get yourself a nice 'patched' copy.
Has anyone any illusions that the 'register' feature of XP is protecting them from pirates? What a bunch of crap.

I'd find this teno guy and wrangle your serial out of him if stealth's one doesn't work otherwise.
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Reply #18 on: July 07, 2003, 03:45:18 pm
Actually, this would be a perfect opportunity to buy/download Win2k. Only thing XP does that it doesn't do is run DOS programs, which you won't need much of, and it's a much more... solid program besides. And the interface won't slowly turn you into a homosexual.

Well, I guess if you want to explore the other side of things XP is a good deal then, but...
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Offline Unknown Target

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Reply #19 on: July 07, 2003, 03:53:34 pm
Get Teno to pay the money.

Or kill him.


Either way, it's good entertainment! :D ;)
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