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Offline Knight Templar

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Attn: Petrarch
on: July 17, 2003, 02:47:38 am
Empty your pm box ya wanker.


oh, uh.. have a nice birthday or something.......  :)




oh, to answer your question, if there isn't any drinking, then go for tities. :nod:
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Offline FreeTerran

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Reply #1 on: July 17, 2003, 02:51:02 am
Happy B-Day Petrarch :D
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #2 on: July 17, 2003, 03:37:47 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Empty your pm box ya wanker.


Done.

And thank you all. I'm now old enough to legally get lung cancer, but not old enough to legally get liver failure, don't you know.:D

And what's more, why can't mothers realise that birthdays allow for staying in bed until ungodly hours? I was up until 1am last night, but she still came and woke me up at 7, demanding that I open my card.:mad:
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Offline Nico

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Reply #3 on: July 17, 2003, 03:45:26 am
:lol:
happy B'day.
My birthday is indeed an excuse to wake up late, and stay in a complete state of "nothingness" for a whole day. Not very fun, but restful.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Reply #4 on: July 17, 2003, 03:55:04 am
My mom's new trend is *****ing that I stay up to 4 - 5 am...

"Christ mom, it's summer time. Maybe I enjoy staying up all night not procrastinating / doing school work?"

"Well I don't like it. It's embarassing. I thought only...... druggies stay up that late."

".......  yes mom, I'm doing drugs. Late at night. In my bedroom. I have them cleverly hidden so that you can't see them when you come in to say "hi." every hour. Wanta joint?"



So.. what were we talking about? :nervous:
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #5 on: July 17, 2003, 05:47:22 am
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So.. what were we talking about? :nervous:


I believe we were discussing my greatness...
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Reply #6 on: July 17, 2003, 05:52:21 am
Talk about a short conversation.........
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
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Offline Stealth

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Reply #7 on: July 17, 2003, 10:26:51 am
yeah.  heheheh :)
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #8 on: July 17, 2003, 10:39:57 am
Congratulations, old bean. Let's crack open a bottle and get wankered!
 

Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #9 on: July 17, 2003, 11:52:25 am
Sound like an excellent plan old...spice.:D
 

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Reply #10 on: July 17, 2003, 12:22:01 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
My mom's new trend is *****ing that I stay up to 4 - 5 am...

"Christ mom, it's summer time. Maybe I enjoy staying up all night not procrastinating / doing school work?"

"Well I don't like it. It's embarassing. I thought only...... druggies stay up that late."

".......  yes mom, I'm doing drugs. Late at night. In my bedroom. I have them cleverly hidden so that you can't see them when you come in to say "hi." every hour. Wanta joint?"


 


I offered my mom a joint once but she said that she thought it would be a bad idea when combined with Prozac.
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Offline Flipside

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Reply #11 on: July 17, 2003, 12:59:39 pm
ROFL

Coulda been interesting!

Happy Birthday Petrarch :)

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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #12 on: July 17, 2003, 05:26:24 pm
Nooooo!
It stops being my birthday in half an hour, and I've not done anything!
 

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Reply #13 on: July 17, 2003, 05:28:28 pm
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Nooooo!
It stops being my birthday in half an hour, and I've not done anything!


::Hands over a joint and a bag of Prozac::

Have fun and don't say I never give you anything.
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #14 on: July 17, 2003, 05:31:11 pm
Mmm, Prozac.

*starts to sing*
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a thing of threads and patches...."
 

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Reply #15 on: July 17, 2003, 05:33:40 pm
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Mmm, Prozac.

*starts to sing*
"A wandering minstrel I,
a thing of threads and patches...."


::slaps::

I said have FUN damnit.

Gimme those

::Snatches back goodies::

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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Reply #16 on: July 17, 2003, 06:02:52 pm
I shall just have to make do with this trans-legal CD then...
:D
 

Offline tEAbAG

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Reply #17 on: July 17, 2003, 09:10:22 pm
Actually weed just cancels out the anti-depressent effect of prozac:(

Happy BirthDay!:thepimp:
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Reply #18 on: July 17, 2003, 10:29:34 pm
:lol: I love birthdays around here.
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Reply #19 on: July 17, 2003, 10:38:58 pm
18th birthday and no age-of-consent party?

Pfah.




Incidentially, I think the sleeping-time thing is just a control thing parents in general have. Mine clearly haven't noticed the correlation between intensity of henpecking and predictability that I will schedule myself to be asleep the entire time they are awake and in the house.
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