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Offline Zeronet

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?
I want one of those avatar's. Hmm maybe i should construct a unique and complex campaign get it hosted and then get a avatar or offer my services as a Hanger consultant. Hmmm...mabye it could be a picture of a  .
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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?
Feel on your butt huh?  :grabs probe:

OPERATION!!!!

:bzzzzzzzztttttttttt:  :zaaaaaaaaaaaapppp:
 epepepepepepeppeep:   :buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrttttttttttt:

Ok that better?
 
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?
'Ere, Codedog, bend over... Aw ****  it, this new 9-mile-long electronic dildo I got you for christmas won't fit! Try loosening up!  


Yeah, quit it. Really.

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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nope, its still a probe.  

:walks away tender-footed:

Ow ow ow ow.

Really though, shrink it then it would be a great probe.
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?
I think a Sathanas would be moe up your alley...

But there, I thought up a new name for my station! The "Steely Dan"!  

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Offline CODEDOG ND

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NO!  Steely BOB is better!!!  
It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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You never read the book, did you?

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Offline CODEDOG ND

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?


Nope, but I got drunk and puked on an asian hooker.

 I think Bob sounds better.

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It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Steely Dan is the world's most famous literary dildo- had some really nasty features, too. From Naked Lunch. I recommend it, if you're a gay necrophiliac man. Otherwise, I speak from experience in saying that you won't make it past the second page. Social commentary, my *** .

 

Offline CODEDOG ND

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?
Well, I'm not gay.  Kinky s/m ****  but not gay.  That and any kinda of "sex based" books and movies never really interested me.  Now "kill kill kill" books I like.  Not much on romance.  And that shows in my personality anyways.  I couldn't talk a cow into doing anything with me.

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It's a fact.  Stupid people have stupid children.  If you are stupid, don't have sex.  If you insist on having sex.  Have sex with animals.  If you have sex with an animal.  Make sure the animal is smarter than you are.  Just encase of some biological fluke you and the animal have offspring, they won't be as stupid as you are.   One more thing.  Don't assume the animal is protected.  If the animal has a condom, or if female some interuterian device, insist they wear it.  Help stop this mindless mindlessness.  Keep your stupidty to yourself.  This message was brought to you by the Committee of Concerned Citizens that are Smarter than You are.

 

Offline Alikchi

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Hrmmmm... but is it worth it?
You don't need to talk with cows. Turst me.
Wait, I, er
"Going too far and caring too much about a subject is the best way to make friends that I know."
- Sarah Vowell

 

Offline Martinus

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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Steely Dan is the world's most famous literary dildo- had some really nasty features, too. From Naked Lunch. I recommend it, if you're a gay necrophiliac man. Otherwise, I speak from experience in saying that you won't make it past the second page. Social commentary, my *** .

Uhhhh. This is stupid and unnessecary there's such a thing as too OT.


 

Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Steely Dan is the world's most famous literary dildo- had some really nasty features, too. From Naked Lunch. I recommend it, if you're a gay necrophiliac man. Otherwise, I speak from experience in saying that you won't make it past the second page. Social commentary, my *** .

    Im seriously disturbed by your comments.

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Offline Stryke 9

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  I am too.

Particularly 'cause I don't remember being on here that night. Ah well... how did that even not get this locked?

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Offline Zeronet

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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
   I am too.

Particularly 'cause I don't remember being on here that night. Ah well... how did that even not get this locked?


  Drunk or not its still disturbing you know of its existance.

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Offline Stryke 9

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Er... I don't remember being drunk, either.  

And I read a lot. It's supposed to be a great book, so I opened it up, and instantly disregarded the recommendant's opinions for all time.