I did this for the Kalikops Forums, but since it looks like it's down for a bit, I'll post it here first!
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Tenacious D
Tribute To The Hunted
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best map in the world... Hunted.
Short time ago me and a friend Crom here,
we was shootin' down laggers and noobs who were standing on the main-road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny prez... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"P14y y0ur b357 g4m3 ‘n teh w0rld, or I'll h4ck y0ur c0mp." (comp)
[spoken]
Well me and Crom, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we shot the first thing that came to the ramp,
It just so happened to be,
The First point in the Game, it was The first point in the Game.
Look into my scope and it's easy to see
One and one make two, buy one get one free,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand frags or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the frags doth grow...
Needless to say, the prez was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy ‘brella,
And the prez was done.
He asked us: "(whimper) Be you Hackers?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but Snipers."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Game in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Game in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Game in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Game in the World,
All right! It was the best mutha****in' game the greatest game in the world.
[2-part skat]
gee, ooh de flliga goo gee ooga fligoo giggoo ooh fligoo giggoo ge gee oogah
goo gee oogah gee goo ge ge gee, fligoo giggoo,oh flig, oh modma LAZZYBOY
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the game we played on that fateful night it didn't actually go
anything like this game!
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ****! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!
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Original Lyrics by: Tenacious D:
http://www.tenaciousd.com/Inspired by: Team Fortress Classic:
http://www.planetfortress.com/tfc/You can use it if you like, just made it for fun anyways!
PLMKWYT=Please let me know what you think
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