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Offline Stunaep

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
Well, actually I don't, I live in Estonia, which I have repeated to you upteen times. But can you truly call a country, where temperature hasn't dropped below 20 C in the last three weeks, where you have to endure 34 C in the mornings, noons and evenings, where the water temperature in the three beaches that are within 20 km of my dacha range from 24 to 30 C, where it either doesn't rain at all, or we get the flood of the century (tm), complete with thunderstorm and flying cows, TRULY a northern country?

I mean, Finland is 50 km away from our capital. Do you know why Finland is called Suomi in finnish? Because it has SWAMPS. Which indicates that there should be RAIN. and COLD WEATHER. We're fricckin' 500 km away from the POLAR for pete's sake. AND I'M DYING OF HEAT. WARM BEER! BIKINIS(okay, maybe it's not that bad)! CANNOT SLEEP!

Even the water is too hot. At least we've got our ol' Sauna, with 100 C in it to relax. After that, 30 C feels refreshing.
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Offline Nico

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
yesterday, I looked at the temperature, it was 35° in shadows and a w00ping 49° ( yup, 49°, no typo ) in lightened places. In Normandy, you know, the place in France where it's supposed to rain 300 days out of 365. Where even summers are cold.

I hate heat.

Today, I don't even dare checking the temperature anymore :p
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and in many parts of the states, we're getting record rainfall :p
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Offline Stunaep

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
The media sais that so are we.

But I haven't found any of these places.
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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
The US is stealing thw world's rain with their insidious weather machines
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Its true!
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Seriously though, here in Toronto we had out hottest days about 3 weeks ago. It was hot and humid. Thats the thing about weather here, its very humid. We got around 30-35 each day, though never over 40 I think.

Venom: 49? Are you kidding? Thats like, woah!

 

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
it actually rained one day last week. other than that, I've had about 25C or more all summer, including the 4-5 weeks I was on vacation to the north of sweden.
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Offline Nico

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they say it's an unprecedented record for a week. ( french record since meteo temperature record exists: 42° in shadows at Toulouse in 1923... )
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Offline Stryke 9

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
Bah, deal with it, it's been the ****in' rainforest here the last two months. Nail a blanket over your window to keep the light and heat out, sleep all day and go out at night when it's colder, switch to higher-proof alcohol (evaporative cooling will keep the temperature down long enough to drink), and borrow a camcorder to leave out all day so you don't miss the bikinis entirely.

 

Offline Nico

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lol, sleep all day. can't even sleep at night because of heat, so the day... :p
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Offline Stryke 9

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...Is what you get a fan, a blacked-out window, and if you can wrangle it the freon pipes from the back of a used minifridge for. But then, I've got a bad draft that's for some reason perpetually ice cold under my bed as a last resort, so you might be kinda screwed.

 

Offline Deepblue

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Actually the rest of the United states are stealing the west coasts rain. Western Washington havs't seen any rain for several months still.

 

Offline Stryke 9

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So we're hot and wet. Whoopee. Sure, it'd be exciting if we were naked women or something, but since the only women around are inbred country hags, that's not really a plus.

 

Offline Stunaep

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
*laughs at Stryke*
*takes cell phone, calls up gang, goes to beach*
*notices another thunderstorm outside*
*calls of beachgoing, sits inside and hopes that the UPS holds*
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Offline Thorn

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
It's rained here for the first time in almost two months today.
Everyone has been ordered to conserve water. Apparently the city of Vancouver alone uses over 2 billion liters of water a day...

 

Offline Fury

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
Stunaep, I know your pain. It's been one hell of heat wave. This week's been quite cool howewer.

But anyway, let the heat come, I am ready. :D *pats his 16" fan*

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Pussies.. I don't even see why you'd want to complain about the temperature untill you get to about 43c
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Offline Stunaep

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
Did I mention already that the average temperature in an estonian sauna is about 100-110 C
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Offline Stryke 9

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KT: Uh huh. And you'd better not be moaning when winter comes around and the temperature drops in the negatives. I'll be perfectly fine, will you?;)

 

Offline Stunaep

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-26 here last year. So cold that school was cancelled.
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Offline Knight Templar

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Stu's Rant of the day: And You Thought I Didn't Live In The Mediterranean
Negatives? I'd have to go to Tahoe, in the middle of the Winter  night, during a snowstorm, and if I'm lucky, I might get into the negatives. :p
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