Well, actually I don't, I live in Estonia, which I have repeated to you upteen times. But can you truly call a country, where temperature hasn't dropped below 20 C in the last three weeks, where you have to endure 34 C in the mornings, noons and evenings, where the water temperature in the three beaches that are within 20 km of my dacha range from 24 to 30 C, where it either doesn't rain at all, or we get the flood of the century (tm), complete with thunderstorm and flying cows, TRULY a northern country?
I mean, Finland is 50 km away from our capital. Do you know why Finland is called Suomi in finnish? Because it has SWAMPS. Which indicates that there should be RAIN. and COLD WEATHER. We're fricckin' 500 km away from the POLAR for pete's sake. AND I'M DYING OF HEAT. WARM BEER! BIKINIS(okay, maybe it's not that bad)! CANNOT SLEEP!
Even the water is too hot. At least we've got our ol' Sauna, with 100 C in it to relax. After that, 30 C feels refreshing.