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Offline Stealth

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What are some good quotes you have?  :):yes:
(rather put them in Italics as opposed to using the QUOTE tag, cause the QUOTE tag takes too much space)


"No one is a virgin.  Life screws us all"

A true friend stabs you in the front

Good friends will come bail you out of jail; best friends will sit next to you on the bench and say "That was Awesome!"

 

Offline an0n

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"What? Shivan!? Where?!" ---- ZylonBane on the VBB

"A man is basically as faithful as his options." ---- Chris Rock

"Cannon to the left of them; cannon to the right of them; Cannon in front of them; Volley'd and thunder'd;" ---- Charge of the Light Brigade, Tennyson
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Woolie Wool

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"With some people, lampooning isn't necessary. Quoting is sufficient."

Plus the one in my sig.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline LtNarol

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"I didn't ask to be born, they did it without my consent, and now have to face the consequences"
- Styxx

"Compel others: do not be compelled by them."
- Sun-Tzu ( The Art of War )

"Fate is what you call it when you don't know the name of the bastard screwing you over."
- Ashley

 

Offline Woolie Wool

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It seems like half the people on the internet have quoted Sun Tzu at one point or another.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta

 

Offline an0n

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And the other half use AOL.
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline tEAbAG

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:lol:
 
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist... - General John Sedgwick, (1813-1864), last words

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "****" on their airplanes because it's obscene!
- Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now

Don't fight it son. Confess quickly! If you hold out too long you could jeopardize your credit rating. - Brazil
If happiness is a warm gun and love is a battlefield, why should we give peace a chance?

C-130 rollin' down the strip
hits a rock and start to tip
its all right, its OK
full of soldiers anyway

I think we should go Mung his dead grandma. - anOn

 

Offline Turnsky

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"life isn't fair, but neither is death, Get over it.."
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in case of emergency, administer caffeine to the artist,
he will become docile after that,
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Offline Solatar

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God Himself could not sink this ship! - Titanic
God then proceeds to sink the ship.:D

 

Offline Mr. Vega

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"You who speak languages, you are such liars." -The Hive Queen, Xenocide

""Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."
"John Dalton's records, carefully preserved for a century, were destroyed during the World War II bombing of Manchester. It is not only the living who are killed in war." -Isaac Asimov

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."
"What can you do against the lunatic who is more intelligent than yourself, who gives your arguments a fair hearing and then simply persists in his lunacy?"
"Who controls the past controls the future: who controls the present controls the past."-George Orwell
Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assaults of thoughts on the unthinking.
-John Maynard Keynes

 

Offline Taristin

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"Individually, Human beings are all dolts.

While collectively?

Collectively, they are a collection of dolts." - Xenocide

Was my favorite.
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Offline mikhael

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"Beware the leader who bangs the drums of war in order to whip the citizenry into a patriotic fervor, for patriotism is indeed a double- edged sword. It both emboldens the blood, just as it narrows the mind. And when the drums of war have reached a fever pitch and the blood boils  with hate and the mind has closed, the leader will have no need in seizing the rights of the citizenry. Rather, the citizenry, infused with fear and blinded by patriotism, will offer up all of their rights unto the leader and gladly so. How do I know? For this is what I have done. And I am Caesar." -- Julius Caesar

Those who would trade freedom for security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin

"This Legislature takes my gay tax dollars, and my gay tax dollars spend the same as your straight tax dollars. If you're not going to treat me fairly, stop taking my tax dollars." -- Arizona State Rep. Steve May

"The whole point of free expression is not to make ideas exempt from criticism but to expose them to it." -- columnist Garry Wills

Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. -- C.S. Lewis

You can add almost anything by Thomas Jefferson to this list. You can probably guess my politics and beliefs just by reading this list.
[I am not really here. This post is entirely a figment of your imagination.]

 

Offline an0n

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Quote
Originally posted by mikhael
You can probably guess my politics and beliefs just by reading this list.
Neo-Nazi?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Stryke 9

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"You North Americans are very lucky. You live in the middle of the beast. You are fighting the most important fight of all, in the center of the battle. If I had my wish, I would go back to North America and fight there. I envy you." - "Che" Guevara, to Jerry Rubin

"You say there is no Answer?"
"Right."
"Then where is there room for hope?"
"In the search."
"What search?"
"For the Answer." - Feiffer

"If you give them the finger, they take your arm." - Adella Taulla (friend, not famous person.)

 
"More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren’t so busy denying
them."
 ~ J. Harold Smith ~

"There is no math but calc, and Taylor is its prophet."
 ~ A Crazy Red-Headed Man ~

"Let the other dumb bastard die for his country."
 ~ Patton

"Nuts"
 ~Commander of the 101st during the Battle of the Buldge.
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"I am about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminant justice!" -Starcraft

"First rule of government spending, why build one for the price of one, when you can have two for twice the price." - S.R. Hadden (Contact)

 

Offline Stealth

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c'mon Stryke,  let's get some quotes.  i know you and an0n must have tons of good ones :D :yes:

 

Offline Knight Templar

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Can I have your pic?
« Last Edit: August 24, 2003, 12:32:54 am by 675 »
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"I don't want to get laid right now. I want to get drunk."- Mars

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Offline an0n

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Oooh, I've got some good quotes:

[10/08/2003 - 20:35:48] * Comrade_Anaz thinks an0n should go after stealth drunk

[11/08/2003 - 04:03:22] Shi> I think stealth's finally proved he's a total ****wit

[11/08/2003 - 04:20:32] an0n> Man, I'm getting a stronger and stronger urge to make PenguinBomb into the cash-cow it could be just so I'll have enough money hunt down Stealth, fly to America, rent an apartment/house on his street, monitor him for weeks on end, get to know every last detail of his daily movements right down to knowing what face he makes when he's taking a ****, and then go hire someone to kick his ass for me.

[11/08/2003 - 04:53:42] an0n> Oh, ban Stealth from HLP.
[11/08/2003 - 04:53:52] Shrike> I should ban you too.
[11/08/2003 - 04:53:59] an0n> Yes, you should.
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:02] an0n> But you wuv me
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:06] Shrike> good we agree.
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:08] an0n> ....
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:14] an0n> ...................
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:23] * an0n shudders
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:26] * an0n feels dirty
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:26] Shrike> Does that mean you don't want to be?
[11/08/2003 - 04:54:34] an0n> Wuv'd? Or banned?
"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
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Offline Stealth

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Offline an0n

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Quote
Originally posted by Stealth
:D



"I.....don't.....CARE!!!!!" ---- an0n
"an0n's right. He's crazy, an asshole, not to be trusted, rarely to be taken seriously, and never to be allowed near your mother. But, he's got a knack for being right. In the worst possible way he can find." ---- Yuppygoat
~-=~!@!~=-~ : Nodewar.com