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Offline Woolie Wool

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
on: August 26, 2003, 02:38:37 pm
Whoever made this should die for exposing people's eyes to this abomination:






Click:
http://home.comcast.net/~uberneuman/beef.jpg
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Woolie Wool

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
Reply #1 on: August 26, 2003, 02:41:45 pm
Please note that I deny responsibility to eyeball explosions, urges to kill, or suicidal depression that may result from looking at this monstrosity. I put plenty of space between the text and image so you could run before it was too late.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline Taristin

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
Reply #2 on: August 26, 2003, 02:43:20 pm
I always suspected O'Reilly... And c'mon... was there ever any question of Al Franken?

But really people should stop photoshopping their bodies to make them look better.
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Offline Woolie Wool

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
Reply #3 on: August 26, 2003, 02:44:53 pm
If that was a real picture of them like that, my eyeballs would've exploded.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline Taristin

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
Reply #4 on: August 26, 2003, 02:59:01 pm
Where's that no duh award when you need it...? :p
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Offline Admiral LSD

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
Reply #5 on: August 26, 2003, 07:45:09 pm
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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop


heh, you'll have a hard time convincing all the warez lordz to offer that... ;)
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Offline Stryke 9

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Reply #6 on: August 26, 2003, 08:31:09 pm
Well, some people just gotta have their old man porn.

There should be a list here, but apparently making fun of people is now A Bad Thing. You bastards ruin everything for me.
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Offline pyro-manic

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Reply #7 on: August 26, 2003, 10:16:42 pm
Don't know or care who the hell they are, but that is nasty....:ick
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Offline Turnsky

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Reply #8 on: August 26, 2003, 10:45:47 pm
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Don't know or care who the hell they are, but that is nasty....:ick
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Offline Corhellion

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Reply #9 on: August 26, 2003, 11:07:20 pm
...:ick ...

and what's worse...is that Woolie looked it up in the first place...

...:ick ...

...oh well...what've blows your dress up!

*runs*
 

Offline Bobboau

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Reply #10 on: August 26, 2003, 11:12:41 pm
one of them is a news analist for Fox news, the other is a political satirist, they hate each other,
fox new also was about three inches away from sueing Franken's ass off, untill they decided to "return him to the obscurity he is acustomed to" (or something like that)
note I didn't actualy click on the link, and I'm not going to, I'm just guessing based on other people's reactions (specificly Raa Tor'h)
O'reily is a popular news analist on the cable news network fox news, he is a central concervitive,
Franken is a comedian with rabidly left wing declanations, has had a few jobs on several TV shows, wrote a few books (Rush Limbah is a big fat idiot (for those who don't know Rush is a rabid rightwing radio talkshow host, probly the biggest, in more than one sence of the word), and just made a new one that has Fox news' trademark logo in it, wich is what the law suit was about)
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Offline JR2000Z

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They should require background checks before you purchase Photoshop (awful picture)
Reply #11 on: August 26, 2003, 11:27:58 pm
looks like someone never went to somethingawful.com .
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Offline Corhellion

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Reply #12 on: August 26, 2003, 11:33:09 pm
nope...prolly never gonna...

...CS time!

*goes off to get shot in the head 15 times by CS hackers*
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #13 on: August 27, 2003, 02:53:58 am
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
looks like someone never went to somethingawful.com .


It was on SA?
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #14 on: August 27, 2003, 11:23:36 am
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Originally posted by Corhellion
...:ick ...

and what's worse...is that Woolie looked it up in the first place...
 


I came across it by accident on the SD.net forums. The thread looked totaly innocuous until I clicked the link.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2003, 11:34:24 am by 1099 »
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
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