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Offline Woolie Wool

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Most embarrassing way to die.
on: September 30, 2003, 12:02:23 pm
I think the winner is autoerotic asphyxiation (choking to death while having oral sex with yourself) while getting off on Cthulhu fetish fiction.

Either that or taking a piss on a fence during a lightning storm just lightning strikes the fence, causing millions of volts to go up your urine stream and fry you (this actually happened to someone--he got a Darwin Award for it).
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline magatsu1

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Reply #1 on: September 30, 2003, 12:07:01 pm
:wtf:

you been reading some dodgy books or somethin' ?
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Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #2 on: September 30, 2003, 12:13:48 pm
Lurking on the StarDestroyer.net forums.
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

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Offline HotSnoJ

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Reply #3 on: September 30, 2003, 12:22:51 pm
Or like my pastor. He almost died lowering a basket ball hoop so his son could slam dunk the ball! His head/neck was caught between the backboard and ladder.

:blah:
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #4 on: September 30, 2003, 12:26:27 pm
well, i think dieng of russian roulette with a semi is pretty emberasing, but i'd rather not think of any other ways, it makes me depressed.
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Offline Drew

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Re: Most embarrassing way to die.
Reply #5 on: September 30, 2003, 12:57:31 pm
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Originally posted by Woolie Wool
(choking to death while having oral sex with yourself)


:eek2:  thats...possible????????
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Offline YodaSean

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Reply #6 on: September 30, 2003, 01:10:38 pm
This is from the darwin awards, I had no idea it was possible to kill youself like this...

Quote

25 March 1993)
A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man killed by his own gas. There were no marks found on his body, but an autopsy revealed the presence of large amounts of methane dissolved in his blood.

His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage, just the right combination of foods to produce a severe gas attack. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed.

Had his windows been open, the flatulence wouldn't have been fatal, but the man was shut up in a nearly airtight bedroom. He was an obese man with an unlimited capacity for creating the deadly gas. Three rescuers became sick and one was hospitalized.


:eek:

[edit]it appears this may not be possible, but if anyone really could accomplish this...
« Last Edit: September 30, 2003, 01:27:16 pm by 244 »
 

Offline Ashrak

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Reply #7 on: September 30, 2003, 01:27:28 pm
wolli has been off hes medication ... now now wollie didnt i tell you to take it every day 3 times a day :)
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Offline kasperl

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Reply #8 on: September 30, 2003, 01:29:47 pm
*shudders*

i'd rather find Carl while crawling through te ductwork.....
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #9 on: September 30, 2003, 01:59:20 pm
Quote
Originally posted by YodaSean
it appears this may not be possible, but if anyone really could accomplish this...

... it'd be me. I've been deploying the most vile bum clouds all day at work. I hope to God the hot ginger bird in the next room didn't catch a wiff.
 

Offline Woolie Wool

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Reply #10 on: September 30, 2003, 02:15:01 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Ashrak
wolli has been off hes medication ... now now wollie didnt i tell you to take it every day 3 times a day :)


What medication?
16:46   Quanto   ****, a mosquito somehow managed to bite the side of my palm
16:46   Quanto   it itches like hell
16:46   Woolie   !8ball does Quanto have malaria
16:46   BotenAnna   Woolie: The outlook is good.
16:47   Quanto   D:

"did they use anesthetic when they removed your sense of humor or did you have to weep and struggle like a tiny baby"
--General Battuta
 

Offline Solatar

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Reply #11 on: September 30, 2003, 03:02:11 pm
ritalin?:D

I think he's just referring to the obvious odity of this topic...

My little sis just finished watching some Kangaroo Jack movie...the dude flies to australia and delivers the money for his own hit (mofia style;7 ). THAT would be embaressing..
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #12 on: September 30, 2003, 04:05:33 pm
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Originally posted by diamondgeezer

..hot ginger bird...


wow.  I've never heard that phrase before.
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #13 on: September 30, 2003, 04:13:08 pm
Ginger birds are the way forward. Assuming they don't ming, natch.
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #14 on: September 30, 2003, 04:14:22 pm
Remove the ginger and you;re spot on there DG
 

Offline Rictor

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Reply #15 on: September 30, 2003, 04:54:16 pm
I'z Limey talk gov'nr

I would imagine maybe death by having something extremely large, or wierd, being rammed up the poopshoot would be pretty embarassing.
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #16 on: September 30, 2003, 05:35:34 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14


wow.  I've never heard that phrase before.


You beat me to it.
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Offline Odyssey

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Reply #17 on: September 30, 2003, 05:57:39 pm
Hey, hot ginger birds are possible. They're cleverer than the blondes, let's put it that way.
 

Offline Sandwich

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Reply #18 on: September 30, 2003, 06:33:53 pm
Please - spare us. :rolleyes:
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