[karajorma]

Originally posted by Deen
Why rubberband for Silent Threat?

Most people are of the opinion that the best way to complete silent threat's last mission is to get a rubber band to hold down the joysticks fire button and walk off and make some tea.

[Deen]

I see...

[phreak]

that last mission was fun since ive always used the keyboard to fly.  i never thought of anything to hold the key down.... until now. a sinker (lead weight used for fishing)

[übermetroid]

Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
[BAnd thanks for downloading the Port. :thepimp: Don't play Silent Threat, though, whatever you do. [/B]

GE, I thought you were going to fix that for us?  When is reborn comming out?  

[Tian Guan]

*feels deprived*

[grumble]I never got incinerated by a beam cannon[/grumble]

*goes and sits in the corner muttering something about revenge and a tide of death*

[übermetroid]

Originally posted by Tian Guan
*feels deprived*
[grumble]I never got incinerated by a beam cannon[/grumble]
*goes and sits in the corner muttering something about revenge and a tide of death*

Originally posted by Hippo fixed for TianGuan by UberMetroid

Acquire Target : Tian Guan[/I]. Commence Plasma Core Insertion. Beam-Free-All. FIRE!

Welcome to HLP. There are exits to the left and rear. Do not attempt to use them. Under your seat you will find empty beer cans, cookie crumbs, dog eared dungeon Porn mags left by Shrike... oh, and a Flamethrower. Unfortunately, we're out of napalm, so you'll have to bludgeon people to death with them.

In the event of serious conflict, there are plasma rifles in the forward locker, though these can only be opened by an Admin, [V], God, or Hyperintelligent shade of the colour Blue. If, for whatever reason, you find yourself crawling around in the ductwork, there's a better than average chance you'll encounter a Shivan. They're easy to spot with the five legs and all. If you're lucky, it's just Carl, who responds well to food rewards. If not, then at least you die quickly. Be aware that the entrance to the main control room is guarded by subspatial claymore mines.

If you type "you", and it comes out "we", or you see russian letters, blame the admins. April Fools comes only once a year, but they make it last a long time.

There you go.  And dont feel so bad.  I did not get one until I have like 15 posts up.  

[HotSnoJ]

You shouldn't be grumbling Tian. I don't even think I got it!

[Taristin]

It wasn't around when I brought my decrepit arse over from the VWBB...


<--Old fart on the forum

[Tian Guan]

Awww, I feel all special.

*rubs arm and several inches of blackened skin and muscle flake off and fritter away*

Hmm. That ain't right.

[Blue Lion]

Originally posted by Tian Guan
*feels deprived*

[grumble]I never got incinerated by a beam cannon[/grumble]

*goes and sits in the corner muttering something about revenge and a tide of death*

I never was, so don't feel too bad


Not that anyone pays attention to me anyways

[Setekh]

Originally posted by GalacticEmperor
*tries out the new SCP beam tiling and translation code*

Nice one, GE.

[kasperl]

i never got shot, but everybody around me got

sniff

but i ain't feeling bad or anything, i am used to being excluded....

and really, do i deserve it? since when do i do anything usefull here?

[Setekh]

Since... now!



Welcome to HLP, kasperl!

Don't feel so bad, people who've missed out. I mean, come on... even I haven't been given so much as a 'welcome' post before... (a couple of 'welcome back' threads, though)

[kasperl]

uhm, Steak, you were the one who mader these boards right?

how could anyone welcome you?

and those welcome back threads are huge.

[Setekh]

It... was... a... joke.

(For the record, I was the 8th registered user.)

[Bobboau]

1) Kier (some Vb dev guy)
2) Shrike
3) Fantomeye
4) Griffon UK
5) Thunder (Kalfireth)
6) Xenolith
7) heretic
8) Setekh (lord and savior)
9) TOdD MilLar (hmf)
10)Test (HLP RuLeZ!)
11) Hammer of HLP 0wnage (Wham! Bham! Thank-you Ma-am!!!)

[Martinus]

[color=66ff00]Actually the Shotguns and exits welcome came first IIRC, you might not have got a beaming simply because it didn't exist back then. I wonder who pioneered incinerating new people?
[/color]

[kode]

the guy who made the beam, probly.

[Darkage]

I never got beamed, but thats not suprising if you register a day after the boards were opend:D

[Setekh]

Originally posted by Bobboau
1) Kier (some Vb dev guy)
2) Shrike
3) Fantomeye
4) Griffon UK
5) Thunder (Kalfireth)
6) Xenolith
7) heretic
8) Setekh (lord and savior)
9) TOdD MilLar (hmf)
10)Test (HLP RuLeZ!)
11) Hammer of HLP 0wnage (Wham! Bham! Thank-you Ma-am!!!)

Heh, a few old names there. You're not too bad yourself, Bob, at #57.