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Offline Gloriano

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Happy-birthday to Carl
on: October 08, 2003, 09:55:11 am
i hope you have good one:)

(btw it's in japan 9.10)gmt +9
« Last Edit: October 08, 2003, 09:58:37 am by 153 »
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #1 on: October 08, 2003, 10:43:15 am
ok, easy boy, easy boy..

*crawls backslowly, while tossing my lunch to carl*

carl: growlll

sorry it ain't more, i thought 12 sandwiches was enough...

carl: bzzzzt!

*ducks*

that ceiling is gonna need some reworking.

*is saved by a dead cow falling between carl and me*

*runs*
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Offline Carl

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #2 on: October 08, 2003, 10:55:21 am
i demand a dozen large hams! either that or i eat kasperl!
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Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #3 on: October 08, 2003, 10:57:06 am
give him the hams, please.

*me is being throtteled with one shivan leg, while having a plasma beam aimed at his head*
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Offline Gloriano

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #4 on: October 08, 2003, 11:02:08 am
*sends 60 hams to carl*
« Last Edit: October 08, 2003, 11:05:50 am by 153 »
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #5 on: October 08, 2003, 11:05:04 am
erm, there is a difference between a ham and a hamster.

*is still pinned to the wall*

please, give him the hams, i'll pay for them later........

well, i will, once, perhaps, if i get the money
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You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Charlotte

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #6 on: October 08, 2003, 11:12:10 am
*throws carl a Vasudan leg bone*
"Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." --- Vegetius
 

Offline diamondgeezer

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #7 on: October 08, 2003, 01:18:58 pm
*lowers dead cow on a fishing line in front of Carl*
 

Offline Gloriano

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #8 on: October 08, 2003, 01:23:21 pm
hey this was birthday thread not cow eating thread;)
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #9 on: October 08, 2003, 01:30:05 pm
*muttering, almost dead from choking*

can someone five him his hams now, this is getting painfull.
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You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline diamondgeezer

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #10 on: October 08, 2003, 01:51:39 pm
*eats ham*
 

Offline phreak

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #11 on: October 08, 2003, 01:53:13 pm
*throws carl some steak* :nervous:
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Offline diamondgeezer

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #12 on: October 08, 2003, 01:54:27 pm
Would that count as canibalism?
 

Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #13 on: October 08, 2003, 01:56:00 pm
*almost dead*

give......him......the..........ham...................arrrrarr rrrrrrrr
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You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline Gloriano

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #14 on: October 08, 2003, 01:56:09 pm
*goes sleep and waits someone to say happy birthday to carl*
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.- Nietzsche

When in despair I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won; there have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall.- Mahatma Gandhi
 

Offline phreak

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #15 on: October 08, 2003, 02:13:55 pm
Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
Would that count as canibalism?


that would make steak shivan or carl human.  your call
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Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #16 on: October 08, 2003, 02:16:14 pm
*really, really close to death now*

give............................the...........argh........stea k...........please....

cough, cough
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I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
 

Offline vyper

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #17 on: October 08, 2003, 02:20:03 pm
*grills some bacon* :nervous:
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Offline Hippo

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Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #18 on: October 08, 2003, 02:42:42 pm
Kasperl, were you in the ductworks again? :p
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Offline kasperl

Happy-birthday to Carl
Reply #19 on: October 08, 2003, 02:43:29 pm
just.................argh.........give..................blugh. ...................him..............the......................b looody...................steak!
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you haven't learned masochism until you've tried to read a Microsoft help file.  -- Goober5000
I've got 2 drug-addict syblings and one alcoholic whore. And I'm a ****ing sociopath --an0n
You cannot defeat Windows through strength alone. Only patience, a lot of good luck, and a sledgehammer will do the job. --StratComm
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