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Offline Odyssey

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #180 on: October 31, 2003, 06:13:54 am
, but was thwarted by Bosch's pea-shooter, which caused it to implode, resulting in the biggest...
 

Offline Stunaep

  • Thread Necrotech.... we bring the dead to life!
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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #181 on: October 31, 2003, 06:20:31 am
pinata in the world to smell the watery remains of the waterballon, and come to do it's bidding. Horrified by this new threat, Admiral Bosch, Mr.T and JMS...
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Ransom

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #182 on: October 31, 2003, 06:29:57 am
...began to send invitations to all of the greatest...
 

Offline beatspete

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #183 on: October 31, 2003, 06:33:10 am
...minds in the universe, and promtly formed a committee to deal with the new threat. However, they could not decided who would be the president amoung themselves, because they were all to shy to put their hand up.  And so they ellected someone outside the comittee, who's input they would judged by facial expressions from a video link (strangely without sound, this was broken on the television display) of their new president. The new president ellected was...

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #184 on: October 31, 2003, 06:42:42 am
...A dog with a slight resemblance to Bruce Boxleitner. Surprised by this new developent, JMS said:
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Ransom

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #185 on: October 31, 2003, 06:51:32 am
"Well isn't that a gumdrop donut?" The rest of the team turned to him, and then...
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #186 on: October 31, 2003, 06:55:24 am
started to do the Macarena. Suddenly Mr.T pulled out his hella-fast van from his pocket and said.
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline beatspete

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #187 on: October 31, 2003, 07:14:30 am
.."I'm gonna hella fast this hella fast van up yo hella ass hella fast if yo f00s don't stop doin da't crazzy macarena ****!". The rest of the team...

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #188 on: October 31, 2003, 07:36:36 am
stopped doing the macarena, and instead started to do the Ketchup Song. Upon seeing this, Mr. T...
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline beatspete

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Reply #189 on: October 31, 2003, 07:41:59 am
...who fancied the short one out of las ketchup, got excited and promptly retired to the mens toilets to do his own 'sauce dance'.
Meanwhile, the dancing continued untill...

"Your cynicism appauls me Collosus - I have ten thousand officers and crew willing to die for pants !"

"Go to red alert!"
"Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb"
 

Offline Gortef

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #190 on: October 31, 2003, 09:04:30 am
... the nightfall when...
Habeeb it...
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #191 on: October 31, 2003, 09:42:33 am
... bad things came out to play...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #192 on: October 31, 2003, 09:45:06 am
basketball with our team. Unfortunately, JMS wasn´t really good at basketball, so he decided to...
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #193 on: October 31, 2003, 09:54:45 am
...voice act a campaign instead, but he began to get deep throat jagginess...
"But you live, you learn.  Unless you die.  Then you're ****ed." - aldo14
 

Offline Carl

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #194 on: October 31, 2003, 11:00:07 am
...so he anti-aliased his throat...
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #195 on: October 31, 2003, 11:04:01 am
...with a vibrator...
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline Gortef

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Reply #196 on: October 31, 2003, 03:04:27 pm
... a cat shaped one, and after that he...
Habeeb it...
 

Offline Odyssey

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Tell A Story II: Subtitle
Reply #197 on: October 31, 2003, 03:08:10 pm
went on a vibrator rampage, but couldn't find any female members of staff aboard. Outraged by this, he demanded Bosch explain. Bosch calmly replied...
 

Offline Stunaep

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Reply #198 on: October 31, 2003, 04:01:53 pm
that sex-hungry vampires had killed all of his female crew a few days earlier. How they got onboard, is a different story entirely, but for now, JMS settled for...
"Post-counts are like digital penises. That's why I don't like Shrike playing with mine." - an0n
Bah. You're an admin, you've had practice at this spanking business. - Odyssey
 

Offline TrashMan

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Reply #199 on: October 31, 2003, 04:04:40 pm
"everybody to their stations! Wee're beeing attacked by the SD Mother****'a! " the Iceny wheeled to face the new threat, when suddenly a transport fiddel with Bosch beer jumped in and collided with the Mother****'a!. Boch Beer contained a high percantage of alchocol, so a single beam from Iceni ignited the beer and...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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