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Offline TrashMan

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..."What the hell!" And returned to drink tea with Picard and chatt about archeology..

Menwhle, Mr. T was still not done with his vengance. Using a captured spoon, he boarded the Iceni and kicked the crap out of half the crew before realising Bosch wasn't there. He then went to his quarter and decided to play Space Invaders and wait for Bosch. Howewer, he didn't know the other half of the crew was plotting to trow him out of the airlock (again...again)....
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

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Offline Setekh

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"Sssshhhh... jump him when he puts down the spoon," whispered the NTF officer. "I'll distract him by joining in a remote game with my Nokia N-Gage."
"Nobody owns those, idiot! Uhhh, sir!"
"A minor flaw in my plan. Now, on three, enter the Admiral's quarter and restrain him..."
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Offline TrashMan

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...one...two ...threee......

Mr. T was so distracted by the game, that before he knew it he was out of the airlock!

"I'm gonna get you motherfuka'z!!!!.....AGAIN!"...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Gortef

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... and Mr T then drifted into Mars. The crew of Iceni...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline TrashMan

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...celbrated AGIN... (yeah...those motherrfuka'z are always drunk).

Then, Bosch was returning from his visit on board the Enterpreise, but his transport collided with an TIE-fighter (which blew up) which was beeing chased by an X-Wing. The Transport was damaged and a drif in space.

"Everybody's killing eachother...So what else is new? " said Bosch calmly....
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Offline TrashMan

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NOTE: THIS IS HILARIOUS

I saved this whole thread to my HD. Now I can allways have something to laugh about!
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Stunaep

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..."and why the hell am I in the star wars universe, anyway!" Bosch thought. As he was thinking this a giant duck floated by...
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Offline redsniper

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and grabbed his transport and began to carry it away...
"Think about nice things not unhappy things.
The future makes happy, if you make it yourself.
No war; think about happy things."   -WouterSmitssm

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"...this conversation is pointlessly confrontational."

 

Offline Deepblue

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When it exploded. Killing everyone and everything in the universe.
The End. :p

 

Offline Ransom

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Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse, in the last universe on the left, a huge wad of chewing gum drifted through space. Its peaceful voyage came to an end when...

 

Offline Gortef

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... a giant banana swallowed it. Watching this bizarre thing was...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Stunaep

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strangely extatic for Bosch. So, slowly, he reached down, and grabbed his...
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Offline Gortef

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... telephone and called to Siegfried and Roy...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Deepblue

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Quote
Originally posted by Stunaep
strangely extatic for Bosch. So, slowly, he reached down, and grabbed his...

dropping off, he realized he was dead, and promptly poofed out of existance.

 

Offline Carl

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Quote
Originally posted by Gortef
... telephone and called to Siegfried and Roy...


and told them to bring the tiger to his...
"Gunnery control, fry that ****er!" - nuclear1

 

Offline TrashMan

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...wild end-of-the-universe party.
Meanwhile, all the iritating charachters from every known universe(Jar-Jar, Tweetie, Road-Runner, etc...) had a party of their own at Stupid Prime, where they discussed how to even further screw up the universes they come from. Information of this came to the Boches party and everyone relised that the biggest threat ever was there! They had to be stopped! So, everyone prepaired for an all-out assault on Stupid Prime...
Nobody dies as a virgin - the life ****s us all!

You're a wrongularity from which no right can escape!

 

Offline Ransom

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...and then Siegfried turned into a spinach roll. Roy bounced up and down for a while, before he...

 

Offline SKYNET-011

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...exploded, sending pieces of...
Petrach and a few other escaped in a pod but were covered in watermelon juice....it was horrible :eek2: :shaking: -dan87uk

OMFGWTFAOLBBQBATMAN!!!!!11114111-MicroPsycho

 

Offline Gortef

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... mold everywhere. These mold pieces...
Habeeb it...

 

Offline Ransom

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...reformed into a giant robot from Hell, and began to savagely rampage among the living. Only one can stand against its onslaught. That being is...