[01010]

Taken from the b3ta.com message boards (the subject was pranks)

"As a student we played hide the turd in the flat that three of us shared. The only rule was that the turd had to be left where it was dumped. the first was soon found in the glove compartment of my pals car. The second took longer but eventually the uplighter in the living room was identified as the smell source. The last one took much longer. Three weeks had passed and no sign of the offending article. Eventually as one of the boys scraped some butter out of the tub, a brown sludge beneath appeared........."

[Turnsky]

[RangerKarl]

That's.......just..............eeaaaaaaaghhh............

/me throws up.

[Petrarch of the VBB]

That is all.

[01010]

I actually haven't stopped laughing for the past half hour. Here is the rest of them, some of them are so ****ing funny I may pass out from laughter.

http://www.b3ta.com/board/2185958

[phreak]

yummy!

[Petrarch of the VBB]

There's too many to read on one day, it's evil.

[01010]

"A good friend of mine had squite bad epilepsy and suffers from "absenses" which is here she freezes for a few minutes and then recovers without being aware that she has just frozen.

One day I discovered that she is completely posable when she is in this state.... The look on her face when she recovers and finds herself in a different room, different clothes or very suspect poses is classic.

I am going straight to hell (but so is her husband who does exactly the same things to her :-)."

[Nuclear1]