Author Topic: Sexiest man alive (Read 3377 times)

Drew · **on:** November 20, 2003, 06:24:08 pm

Not...

Try and find an uglier dude

adwight · **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:29:01 pm

Dear god, I'm glad they finally jailed the sucker. He should be shot for his sheer uglyness...

Deepblue · **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:33:27 pm

He looks like he was molded out of plastic... oh wait, he is.

Thorn · **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:42:17 pm

Someone toss one of those sparklers in his hair...
All those chemicals.... FWOOSH!

mikhael · **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:44:20 pm

Didn't someone just name Johnny Depp sexiest man alive? My wife was just talking about it.

Drew · **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:47:40 pm

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Originally posted by mikhael
Didn't someone just name Johnny Depp sexiest man alive? My wife was just talking about it.

people mag did. THats where i got the idea for the title

Nuclear1 · **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:53:39 pm

If Michael Jackson's skin was still [size=20]black[/i][/color][/size] like it was supposed to be, I would tolerate him. Now, he looks like a tall white, scrawny woman (no offense

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neo_hermes · **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2003, 06:59:40 pm

i think of him more like an albino with no nose

Thorn · **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2003, 07:02:04 pm

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Originally posted by mikhael
Didn't someone just name Johnny Depp sexiest man alive? My wife was just talking about it.

They were talking about it on the radio this morning...
Bif Naked disagrees...

mikhael · **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2003, 07:51:04 pm

Bif Naked == TEH COOL.

Drew · **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2003, 07:57:36 pm

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Originally posted by mikhael
Bif Naked == TEH COOL.

is Bif Naked
btw Mik, u stole my siggy

Stealth · **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2003, 09:56:46 pm

yeah Michael Jackson is weird, that's for sure, BUT[/b] he can dance, that's for sure, and anyone that's been to one of his concerts knows that it's an event to remember. the most memorable concert i've ever been to was one of his.

Bobboau · **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2003, 10:05:22 pm

we should drop him into North Korea, that would solve so maany problems

Drew · **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2003, 10:08:16 pm

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Originally posted by Stealth
BUT he can dance[/B]

i guess u gotta give the man his props there

but hell, look at that picture

mikhael · **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2003, 10:14:29 pm

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Originally posted by Drew
btw Mik, u stole my siggy

Which one?

Knight Templar · **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2003, 12:02:36 am

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Originally posted by Stealth
yeah Michael Jackson is weird, that's for sure, BUT he can dance, that's for sure, and anyone that's been to one of his concerts knows that it's an event to remember. the most memorable concert i've ever been to was one of his. [/B]

Thank god for that.

Galemp · **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2003, 01:44:27 am

Behold, PWOT's full coverage of the Jackson case!
http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/newsskim.html
Here's the first article they ran:

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MICHAEL JACKSON ARRESTED...
11.20.03 by David Wong 9,427 Comments

...as 13 police are left dead after a 20-hour standoff and bloody raid at the singer's Neverland Ranch tonight.

More than 100 police and ATF officers stormed the singer's compound yesterday, only to see the pop star emerge from the front door firing two machine pistols, causing four patrol cars to erupt in flame.

"We were there to serve an arrest warrant for child molestation," said ATF spokesman Mason Stronghard. "But this was one bad-assed pederast." A SWAT team then attempted to enter the massive Neverland mansion, only to stumble into a boobie trap that set of a chain of deadly explosions. Michael was spotted flicking aside a cigar and quipping, "you're not the first to get blown in this room!"

Michael attempted an escape six hours later by setting up an elaborate diversion, sending a cybernetic relica striding out in apparent surrender. The Jackson robot then exploded into a green cloud of laughing gas as the real pop superstar rose into the sky in a hot air balloon shaped like a huge pair of buttocks.

A rogue local LAPD cop took off after Jackson in a helicopter, then jumped out and engaged the artist in a hand-to-hand battle atop the balloon itself. The grizzled cop, said to have a haunted past, was revealed to be a grown-up Emmanuel Lewis. Jackson was eventually kicked from the balloon and, after surviving the 200-foot fall, was subdued by police in a fistfight that left nine officers dead.

Jackson is due in court Monday, where he is expected to be released after he pays the $50,000 bail.

If you like that kind of stuff, check it out.

Setekh · **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2003, 01:56:34 am

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Originally posted by adwight
Dear god, I'm glad they finally jailed the sucker. He should be shot for his sheer uglyness...

He's already out... I recall his bail being some ridiculously large sum of money.

Knight Templar · **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2003, 02:16:08 am

3 Mill.

Pocket Change.

delta_7890 · **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2003, 06:03:36 am

Should've made it three billion. ^^;

Edit: And yes, good god, that man is hideous. He needs to be shot. Or mauled. Or something. Just...eww...

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