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Offline Petrarch of the VBB

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I'm not staying, but you really ought to know about this.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/garfield/index.html

 

Offline Stryke 9

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Four years ago, this would have been "bad news", in that it'd be telling about where our society's going as a whole. These days, it's nothing new- we've already seen that our culture's this bad, and oh so much worse.

 

Offline Ashrak

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GARFIELD!!!!!!! YAYAYAYYAYAYA
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Offline Stryke 9

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Why must everything be a movie nowadays, anyway? The Cat in the Hat as a cartoon, done in the style of Dr. Seuss, would have made a fine movie. The Cat in the Hat as a guy in a costume was downright terrifying- I can only imagine the horror a small child would feel gazing upon such a thing. Cartoons are not meant to be turned into movies, never. Ever. Unless they do something serious to make the proportions not so disturbing when applied to a realistic character.

 

Offline Gortef

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Not sure if it's bad news... you never know
Habeeb it...

 

Offline 01010

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Why must everything be a movie nowadays, anyway? The Cat in the Hat as a cartoon, done in the style of Dr. Seuss, would have made a fine movie. The Cat in the Hat as a guy in a costume was downright terrifying- I can only imagine the horror a small child would feel gazing upon such a thing. Cartoons are not meant to be turned into movies, never. Ever. Unless they do something serious to make the proportions not so disturbing when applied to a realistic character.


I thought that the Cat in The Hat was a cartoon movie anyway? Dr Seuss should never be live action,  take the Grinch for example, you can't improve on perfection and especially not with Jim Carrey.
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Offline Stryke 9

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http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/thecatinthehat/

It's like a clown made for doing evil impure things by something who'd never read Dr. Seuss nor seen a human.

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Offline 01010

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/thecatinthehat/

It's like a clown made for doing evil impure things by something who'd never read Dr. Seuss nor seen a human.



Actually, having watched the trailer, it doesn't look anywhere near as bad as I thought it would be and I prefer Mike Myers over Jim Carrey anyday but Dr Seuss just shouldn't be done live action, it just shouldn't.

The Cat In The Hat reminds me, unnervingly, of the creature from Stephen Kings "IT".
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Offline Dark_4ce

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Well, all we gotta wait for now is Calvin and Hobbes. Where they'll rape the very idea and Make hobbes a magical CGI character who actually makes all the mischief and Calvin being this nice little kid always getting the blame for it.

*Shakes head*

Anyway, atleast Bill Murray is doing the voice for garfield. Which I think is cool, cause the guy who did his voice for the Ghostbusters cartoon, also did the voice for garfield. Kinda cool.
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Offline Stryke 9

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Nah, they won't manage to get at Calvin & Hobbes.

Family Circus, probably, but the only reason that they got away with, say, those nasty Calvin peeing stickers is because Watterson apparently didn't wanna go through the (rather extensive) trouble of tracking down the companies to sue them. Nobody could make a movie without his consent (wasn't he working on one, actually, or was that Breathed?), and he wouldn't give it. 'Sides which, C&H isn't very heavily branded- it wouldn't rake in the bills like the Seuss name does.

I mean, hell, look at it. The Grinch at least was only tangentially related to the actual book, and had next to nothing but the fact that it was an adaptation of a Seuss book going for it (except "zaniness" or some other term for what would appeal to a ten-year-old on a massive sugar high), and it made a disgusting amount of money.
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Offline 01010

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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Nah, they won't manage to get at Calvin & Hobbes.

Family Circus, probably, but the only reason that they got away with, say, those nasty Calvin peeing stickers is because Watterson apparently didn't wanna go through the (rather extensive) trouble of tracking down the companies to sue them. Nobody could make a movie without his consent (wasn't he working on one, actually, or was that Breathed?), and he wouldn't give it. 'Sides which, C&H isn't very heavily branded- it wouldn't rake in the bills like the Seuss name does.

I mean, hell, look at it. The Grinch at least was only tangentially related to the actual book, and had next to nothing but the fact that it was an adaptation of a Seuss book going for it (except "zaniness" or some other term for what would appeal to a ten-year-old on a massive sugar high), and it made a disgusting amount of money.


A Calvin and Hobbes animated series was planned but Watterson canned it because it never felt right for him, I applaud him because he was having a tremendous amount of money thrown at him and he stood his ground rather than dilute C&H. Which is great because Calvin and Hobbes is without doubt the best comic strip in existence.
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Offline Thorn

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What the hell? The comic stip is bad enough now... a movie! Gah..
The comic was good years ago... but Davis is running out of ideas....

 

Offline delta_7890

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What the hell? The comic stip is bad enough now... a movie! Gah..
The comic was good years ago... but Davis is running out of ideas....


Agreed.  The old Garfields are great, but the last few years have been horrible.
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Offline Nico

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The dude makes one strip a DAY, for god's sake. Since 1978, darn. Of course he's running out of ideas...
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Offline Thorn

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That was basically my point...

  

Offline Stunaep

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Oh.... my... god....

That was awful.

And Garfield's move in the trailer. Which they shouldn't
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Offline Carl

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no, the voice isn't right. and garfield is way WAY too energetic in the trailer. He's supposed to be really lazy. Liz even said so in the trailer, but the rest of it contradicts it. they better do a revamp before it's too late.
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Offline vyper

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I hate streaming bloody QT...
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Offline IceFire

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Interesting....a rental movie for sure.
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Offline Nuclear1

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I can't believe this.
Spoon - I stand in awe by your flawless fredding. Truely, never before have I witnessed such magnificant display of beamz.
Axem -  I don't know what I'll do with my life now. Maybe I'll become a Nun, or take up Macrame. But where ever I go... I will remember you!
Axem - Sorry to post again when I said I was leaving for good, but something was nagging me. I don't want to say it in a way that shames the campaign but I think we can all agree it is actually.. incomplete. It is missing... Voice Acting.
Quanto - I for one would love to lend my beautiful singing voice into this wholesome project.
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