[Woolie Wool]

Here is what it said:

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked to take any word from the dictionary; alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter; and supply a new definition.

Here are the 2003 winners:

1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

3. Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows no signs of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation of yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

5. Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you're running late.

9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon: The grueling event of going through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they're coming at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidenally walked through a spider's web.

16. Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

[pasti]

I have no questions!!!!!

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by Woolie Wool
FUNNIEST EMAIL EVAR!!

 

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]Cute.

And, Knight, where did he say that? Or has there been editing going on?[/color]

[DragonClaw]

Originally posted by Odyssey
And, Knight, where did he say that? Or has there been editing going on?

The topic name.

[Hippo]

[Odyssey]

Originally posted by DragonClaw
The topic name.

[color=cc9900]The topic name is 'ever', not 'evar'. Either I'm missing something, or Knight is taking the piss.[/color]

[Woolie Wool]

Knight intentionally misspelled the topic name.

[DragonClaw]

Originally posted by Odyssey

[color=cc9900]The topic name is 'ever', not 'evar'. Either I'm missing something, or Knight is taking the piss.[/color]

My opinion of you has just degraded by a substantial amount. The immaturity of that statement is overwhelming. gg.

[TrashMan]

INGORANUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[01010]

Sarchasm, I like it.

[diamondgeezer]

This is forum is going down the toilet, fast.

[Odyssey]

[color=cc9900]I don't see what's quite so immature about being confused, Dragonclaw. I'd just gotten home at the end of a working day. I thought they were funny, and I found it unreasonable that Knight had quoted something that wasn't a quote. Did I say something wrong? It looks okay to me, but then I don't function very well at 1AM. I'll read this thread again after I've got some sleep, eh?[/color]

[Knight Templar]

Originally posted by diamondgeezer
This is forum is going down the toilet, fast.

Interesting how I have the power to reduce a thread to flames with one post of my opinion.

[diamondgeezer]

Get your head out of your arse, ffs

[Knight Templar]

Bah. You are just jealous. And I would be too.

[diamondgeezer]

You're digging yourself in to a deeper hole