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Offline karajorma

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Reply #40 on: December 22, 2003, 09:41:59 am
You don't perchance dress up as a highwayman at night by any chance Aldo? I'm getting a rather worrying Blackadder vibe from you there.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #41 on: December 22, 2003, 09:58:55 am
Not on weeknights, or months ending with a 'y'
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #42 on: December 22, 2003, 01:24:26 pm
[q]Not on weeknights, or months ending with a 'y'[/q]

I'm never going up the town on a weekend in March, April, June, August, September, October, November, or December ever again.

Well that me pretty shafted.
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #43 on: December 22, 2003, 01:28:30 pm
You shafted? Which of us has the rat infestation?
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #44 on: December 22, 2003, 01:32:23 pm
True mate, I take that back - I'm merely buggered, you're infested. :lol:
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Offline magatsu1

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Reply #45 on: December 22, 2003, 02:24:35 pm
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Originally posted by IPAndrews


This is the best idea. The cat will not only kill the rats for you, but present their corpses to you as a gift.


and crap/piss/vomit all over your kitchen floor/carpet/sofa

(delete where appropiate)
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Offline magatsu1

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Reply #46 on: December 22, 2003, 02:30:58 pm
Hey. There's a programe about the Black Death on C4 now !
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #47 on: December 22, 2003, 02:32:30 pm
****ing great
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #48 on: December 22, 2003, 03:02:40 pm
My aunt had white albino rats that could do a lot of tricks. She also had siamese cats that climbed the wallpaper with their claws. Siamese cats are ace.
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Offline aldo_14

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Reply #49 on: December 22, 2003, 04:01:43 pm
I've got a cunning plan.......................
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Oh, right, sorry.  The plan.

Er.



Armed hamsters.





*runs*
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #50 on: December 22, 2003, 04:28:13 pm
Kung Fu Fighting Hamsters!!!
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Offline Beowulf

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Reply #51 on: December 22, 2003, 08:16:22 pm
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Originally posted by Odyssey

[color=cc9900]That would be discounted under the "preferably not burning down the house" bit.[/color]


:sigh: I know, I just had to anyway...
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #52 on: December 23, 2003, 11:18:11 am
Her Majesty's rat catcher came this morning with traps. So now I have to go downstairs and see of there are any dead rats in my kitchen.

Yay.
 

Offline aldo_14

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Reply #53 on: December 23, 2003, 11:30:20 am
It'll save you money on kebabs, at least.
 

Offline 01010

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Reply #54 on: December 23, 2003, 12:07:51 pm
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Originally posted by aldo_14
It'll save you money on kebabs, at least.


With the added bonus of being real meat.
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Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #55 on: December 23, 2003, 02:18:16 pm
Nothing yet... perhaps playing Mr Scruff at maximum woofage has driven them all mad?
 

Offline vyper

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Reply #56 on: December 23, 2003, 07:31:07 pm
Or out.
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Offline Kosh

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Reply #57 on: December 24, 2003, 01:41:51 am
A snake would be more appropriate in this case since they can get into areas a cat can't. Unfortunatly, it would take longer to take out the colony since they only need to eat once or twice a week.
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Offline Liberator

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Reply #58 on: December 24, 2003, 01:56:20 am
Poison, they should have some at any hardware store worth it's salt.  Make sure to keep away from any little children though.
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Reply #59 on: December 24, 2003, 09:12:22 am
[q]Make sure to keep away from any little children though.[/q]

I'd like to know why he'd have little children in his flat anyway...
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